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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat. ;D
« Japanese »
あなたの小剣を開始し、後席の私を性交しなさい。 ; D
Start your small sword, me of the rear cockpit have sexual intercourse. ; D
You must treat me with respect in my home.
« Filipino »
ka dapat gamutin ako kumuha pagpitaganan di akin tahanan.
you must doctor me withdraw respect in my domicile.
Will you be my lover?
« Norwegian »
Ville du være meg beiler?
Savage you be feel my lover?
Two pints of booze...tell me, are you a bad fish too?
« Korean »
독한 술의 2개 파인트는… 당신이 역시 나쁜 물고기다는 것을 저에게 말하는가?
They are 2 green onions of the stiff drink and sprouts,… You this as well bad death crawls says the thing to me?
We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endwoed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, among these life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
« Japanese »
私達は自明であるためにこれらの真実を保持する: すべての人は作成された同輩、それ彼らであることこれらのの中のある特定の譲渡できない権利の彼らの創作者によって、幸福の生命、自由および追求endwoed。
We keep these truths because it is self-explanatory: All people were drawn up and with their originators of the right not to be able to transfer a certain specification in these of the thing which is the same 輩, that they, the life of happiness, freedom and pursuit endwoed.
well fuck me sideways
« Korean »
좋은 저를 옆쪽으로 성교하십시오
Good me have sexual intercourse with lateral
In Soviet Russia, language translate you!
« Russian »
В советском Россия, язык переводит вас!
In the Soviet Russia, language transfer you!
I don't feel well. I guess I have a cold.
« German »
I don' t-Gefühlbrunnen. Ich schätze, dass ich eine Kälte habe.
I don' T-Gefühlbrunnen. I estimate that I have a cold weather.
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
« Welsh »
Hello , ydy 'm 'ch re yn chwilio?
l make heavy , he is being ' ores ' dogs stud searching?
Lick me like a lollipop
« Latin »
Lick mihi amo a lollipop
Lick me to love a lollipop
Nice shirts like you!