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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
The Blue Pencil?
« Portuguese »
Corrigir?
To correct?
What time is it? Adventure time!
« Chinese (simplified) »
几点了? 冒险时间!
How many spots? Risk time!
When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
shut the fuck up, before you get smacked the fuck up
« Korean »
당신에 의하여 위로 입맛을 다실 성교가 얻기 전에, 성교를 닫으십시오
In compliance with you before the teahouse sexual intercourse getting a comfort taste, close the sexual intercourse
mr. skittels jumping on a rainbow making more of his friends
« Korean »
그의 친구의 더 많은 것을 만드는 무지개에 뛰어올라 skittels 씨
Springs up to the rainbow which him the friend makes a more thing skittels
I do not need to do drugs.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不需要做药物。
I do not need to make the medicine.
by Ruffle
how much wood would a woodchuck dhuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
« Japanese »
ウッドチャックが木をチャックで取り付けることができればどの位木がウッドチャックのdhuckか
If the woodchuck can install the wood with the chuck, which rank wood dhuck of the woodchuck?
what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? a wooley jumper...
« Filipino »
ano gumawa ka kumuha kung ka mag-antanda a tupa at a kangaroo? a lana magugulatin.
what work you withdraw whether you mag - interruption a sheep and a kangaroo? a woolen jumpy.
Every time I eat peanut butter I see the ghosts of my dead pets.
« Japanese »
私がピーナッツバターを私食べる度に私の死んだペットの幻影を見なさい。
I look at the illusion of the pet where I die in the degree which the peanut butter me is eaten.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
« Italian »
Diem di Carpe. Grippi il giorno, ragazzi. Renda le vostre vite straordinarie.
Diem di Carpe. Grippi the day, boys. It renders your screw extraordinary.
Nice shirts like you!