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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You will curse the day you did not do, all that the phantom asked of you!
« Finnish »
Te jälkisäädös kiroaminen aika te valmis ei ajaa , aivan että aave kallellaan -lta te!
You will cursing period you ready-made no drift , clean that spirit askew from you!
Why do people like to eat mushrooms? They are slimy and grey.
« Serbian »
Zašto? činiti narod sličan za jesti gljiva? Oni biti glibav pa siv.
why act country uobličiti after eat fungus? They subsist slimy and gray.
by emily
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can see the light.
« Japanese »
私は夜に私のサングラスを身に着けている、従って私はできる、従って私はライトを見ることができる。
As for me my sunglasses are attached to the body, therefore as for me is possible in the night, therefore as for me it can look at the light/write.
by Rebecca Box
mr. skittels jumping on a rainbow making more of his friends
« Korean »
그의 친구의 더 많은 것을 만드는 무지개에 뛰어올라 skittels 씨
Springs up to the rainbow which him the friend makes a more thing skittels
I sent you a text message with that info
« Latin »
EGO sent vos a text nuntius per ut info
I sent you a woven fabric messenger very when to dig in
italians do it the best.
« Italian »
gli italiani lo fanno il meglio.
the Italians make it the best.
this, is rupturefarms... they say its the biggest meat processing plant on oddworld... I used to work here.. well, I was really a slave... like all the others... Thats me. my name is Abe. I WAS employee of the year... now, i'm dead meat. I crossed the meanest boss in the world. molluck, the glukkon. my whole life changed, in just one day. I was working late one night, at rupturefarms. we used to make meech munchies. until the meeches were through... we still made paramite pies, and we made some good scrab cakes, too. I thought I had a good job. but that, was before I knew... how we'd make new 'n' tasty, I was still to find. the truth, it turned out... now THAT, would blow my mind... the glukkons were scared, 'cause profits were grim. paramites, and scrabs, had been turning up thin. but mullock was cruel, he had a plan. this new kind of meat? it was US! I just HAD to escape, I just HAD to be free! and i didn't even know, I had a destiny. so? GET ME OUTA HERE!
« Japanese »
これは、rupturefarmsである…彼らが言うoddworldの最も大きい肉製造プラントを… 私はここに働くのが常であった。 それで、私はだった実際にすべての他のように奴隷…… それは私である。 私の名前はAbeである。 私はだった年の従業員… 今、i' mのおしまい。 私は世界の中間の主任を交差させた。 molluck、glukkon。 変わる私の一生 ちょうど1日。 私はrupturefarmsで1夜を、遅く働かせていた。 私達はmeechのmunchiesを作るのが常であった。 まで meechesはまだ…私達を通って作ったparamiteパイをあり、私達もあるよいscrabのケーキを作った。 私は私が持っていたことを考えた よい仕事。 しかしそれは、私が…いかにwe'知っていた前にあった; dは新しい'を作る; n' 風味がよい、私はまだ見つけるべきだった。 真実、それ ひっくり返される… 、私の心を…吹くのでglukkonsは、'おびえていた; 原因の利益は厳格だった。 paramites、 そしてscrabsはずっと薄いの上で、回っていた。 しかしmullockは残酷、彼持っていた計画をだった。 この新しい種類の肉か。 それはあった 米国! 私は私ちょうどなった自由であるちょうど脱出するなった! そしてi didn' tは、私持っていた運命を知っている。 そうか。 私にOUTAを得なさい ここに!
This is rupturefarms…The meat production plant whose oddworld which they say is largest… As for me it was normal to work here. With that, was I, really all other ways, slave ...... That is I. My name is Abe. Am I employee… of the year when Now, i' m end. I had the chief of center of the world cross. molluck and glukkon. My lifetime which changes Exactly 1 days. I had used 1 nights, slowly with rupturefarms. As for us it was normal to make munchies of meech. To meeches still…Passing by us, the cake of good scrab where there is a paramite pie which it made, there are we was made. I thought of that I had Good work. But as for that, me…How we& The #039 before having known, it was; As for d new & The #039 is made; n' Flavor is good, I still should find. Truth, that It is reversed… My heart…Because you blow, as for glukkons, & The #039 it could to have; The profit of cause was strict. paramites, And it is thin at on, it turned scrabs directly. But mullock cruelty, him was the plan that it had. Meat of this new type? As for that the United States which is! I me am free becomes exactly, it escapes it became exactly! And i didn' t me has known the destiny which it had. So? Profit do OUTA in me here!
Hello, what is your name?
« Czech »
Halo!nazdar! , jaký is tvůj jméno?
hello hallo, what is yours title?
I smoke weed, so what ? I am not a nerd, just a philosophy major.
« Latin »
EGO smoke runco , sic quis? EGO sum non a nerd , iustus a philosophy major domus.
I smoke to thin out , so anyone? I to be not a nerd , just a philosophy majordomo.
Say Hello To My Little friend!
« Croatian »
Ono što je kazano Halo To Moj Malen prijatelj!
It which had Casanova Hello This My Small wellwisher!
by thathquatch
Nice shirts like you!