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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
« Japanese »
それはあなたのポケットの銃である、またはちょうど私に会うために喜ぶか。
That it is the gun of your pocket, or you rejoice in order exactly to meet to me?
by snerk snerk snerk
marital infidelity
« Filipino »
kawal ng hukbong-dagat kataksilan
soldier of military - sea treachery
Two households both alike in dignity, In fair verona where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge breaks to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
« French »
Deux ménages les deux semblables dans la dignité, À Vérone juste où nous étendons notre scène, Des coupures antiques de rancune à la nouvelle révolte, Là où civil le sang rend les mains civiles malpropres.
Two households the two similar ones in dignity, In Vérone right where we extend our scene, Ancient cuts of resentment to the new revolt, Where civil blood returns to the civil hands swines.
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
« Dutch »
Vraag niet voor wie de kloktol, het tol voor thee.
Question not for which the bell toll, it toll for tea.
I can has cheese burgers?
« Japanese »
私は食べるチーズハンバーガーをできるか。
I can do the cheese hamburger which is eaten?
Please flush the toilet after use.
« Chinese (simplified) »
请冲洗洗手间使用后。
After please flush the washroom use.
It's not bragging if you can back it up.
« Slovenian »
It's ne bahaè èe vi moèi prislon to ki gre gor.
It's thingummy vulgarian whether you to feel up to back this whom gre upward.
by dbsmall
yo bitch! suck my cock, would ya?
« Spanish »
¡perra del yo! ¿aspire mi martillo, ya?
dog of I! it inhales my hammer, already?
I just defecated in my pants. Would you be a dear and help me clean it up?
« Russian »
Я как раз испражнялся в моих кальсонах. Вы были бы дорогим и помогали бы мне очистить его вверх?
I exactly of [isprazhnyalsya] in my drawers. You would be expensive and they would help me to clean him upward?
upon this day the pedestal read: my name is ozimendius, king of kings. I looked over the water ye mighty and saw thy God.
« Croatian »
na ovaj dan podnožje čitanje : Ime mi je ozimendius , kralj od kraljevanje. JA onaj koji ima privlačnu pojavu na sjaj svile ye jak i pila thy Bog.
at an this day sole learn : My name is ozimendius , throne with kingship. I looker at an water ye unquenchable plus saw thy Maker.
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