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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Hello, Bitch. Take me to your mother!
« Japanese »
こんにちは、雌犬。 あなたの母に私を連れて行きなさい!
Today, female dog. Keep accompanying me in your mother!
Shoot! I forgot to put on a jacket now I am going to die of Hypothermia!
« Danish »
jage JEG glemte hen til lukke op for en omslag nu Jeg er igangværende hen til omkomme i Hypothermia!
drive I forgot to switch on a wrapper actually I am in progress to perish to Hypothermia!
kiss my shiny metal ass
« Japanese »
私の光沢がある金属のろばに接吻しなさい
The metal which has my gloss it is slow kiss
Bacon smells like sexy meat.
« Russian »
Запахи бекона любят сексуальное мясо.
The smells of bacon love sexual meat.
Day man. fighter of the night man. champion of the sun. he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone.
« Slovenian »
dan človek. pretepač od večer človek. prvak od sonce. dobro se mu godi mojster od karat ter prijateljstvo zakaj vsakdo.
given poll. snorter with world-without-end poll. topman with Titan. he's A 1 proficient with karat and intimity why whoever.
Yes! It is truth! Today I am feeling myself so much enjoy and proudness! My huge and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is being victorious in All Provinces Yoga Tournament! See here photograph of winning yoga position, as featured in local gazette, “Revolting Peasant Today.” People sometimes under mistaken apprehension that my faithful (yet huge and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply common thug!
« Russian »
Да! Правда! Сегодня я себя ощупывание так много наслаждаюсь и proudness! Мой огромный и нетоварищеский телохранитель Sergei победоносен в всем турнире йоги провинций! См. здесь фотоснимок выигрывая положения йоги, как отличено в местной газетте, «мятежный селянин сегодня.» Люди иногда под ошибочным дурным предчувствием которого мой верный (но огромный и нетоварищеский) телохранитель просто общий бандит!
Yes! Pravda! Today I itself feeling so much delight in and proudness! My enormous and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is victorious in entire tournament the yogi of provinces! See here photograph winning positions yogi, as it is distinguished in the local gazette, “rebellious peasant today.” People sometimes under erroneous bad presentiment of which my loyal (but enormous and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply general bandit!
by Wendy Muzlanova
I tawt I taw a puddy tat ! (Tweety)
« Norwegian »
JEG tawt JEG kule en puddy tat! (Tweety)
I tawt I ball a powder tat! (Tweety)
by Renaldi
Friends do not let friends drive drunk.
« Latin »
Amicitia operor non permissum amicitia coegi madidus.
Friendship to work not to allow friendship to bring together wet.
Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
« Spanish »
Guau, este burrito es delicioso, pero está llenando.
Wow, this young donkey is delicious, but it is filling.
I had an affair with my husbands wife
« Russian »
Я имел дело с моим супругой супругов
I dealt concerning my wife of the husbands
by Margareta
Nice shirts like you!