Hello good sir, may I pet your dog?
こんにちはよい、私はあなたの犬をかわいがってもよいか。
Today is good, I may love your dog?
I strongly dislike the strap on my watch.
나는 강하게 나의 시계에 결박을 싫어한다.
I dislike binding in the clock of the fall crab.
by Kevin
Yes! It is truth! Today I am feeling myself so much enjoy and proudness! My huge and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is being victorious in All Provinces Yoga Tournament! See here photograph of winning yoga position, as featured in local gazette, “Revolting Peasant Today.” People sometimes under mistaken apprehension that my faithful (yet huge and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply common thug!
Да! Правда! Сегодня я себя ощупывание так много наслаждаюсь и proudness! Мой огромный и нетоварищеский телохранитель Sergei победоносен в всем турнире йоги провинций! См. здесь фотоснимок выигрывая положения йоги, как отличено в местной газетте, «мятежный селянин сегодня.» Люди иногда под ошибочным дурным предчувствием которого мой верный (но огромный и нетоварищеский) телохранитель просто общий бандит!
Yes! Pravda! Today I itself feeling so much delight in and proudness! My enormous and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is victorious in entire tournament the yogi of provinces! See here photograph winning positions yogi, as it is distinguished in the local gazette, “rebellious peasant today.” People sometimes under erroneous bad presentiment of which my loyal (but enormous and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply general bandit!
by Wendy Muzlanova
I am flabbergasted that you would say such a gay thing to me. Also, on another note my tits are very hard.
Я flabbergasted которому вы сказали бы такую голубую вещь к мне. Также, на другом примечании мои tits очень трудны.
I flabbergasted to which you would say this blue thing to me. Also, on other note my of tits are very difficult.
Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
Guau, este burrito es delicioso, pero está llenando.
Wow, this young donkey is delicious, but it is filling.
i am going to rape you up the fuck hole
ég er að fara til nauðga þú upp the ríða gat
I is snuggle up to go to rape you devise the screw opening
The fucking government is awesome!
とても政府は驚くばかりである!
Government keeps being surprised very!
I can't believe that she said something so fucking stupid!
JAG kan icke er av den mening åt hon sa något så fucking dum!
SELF can't believe that she said somewhat so fucking nasty!
My name is Max TenBroek. I am very tall and play too many video games. I also like to smoke weed.
私の名前は最高のTenBroekである。 私は非常に高く、余りにも多くのビデオゲームをする。 私はまた雑草を煙らすのを好む。
My name is highest TenBroek. I am high very, even excessively do many video games. In addition as for me the fact that the weed is done the smoke and others is liked.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars.
私はハンドルバー無しでハンドルバーに私のバイク、ハンドルバー乗っても、いくない。
I go, the steering wheel bar it is not with in the steering wheel bar my motorcycle, the steering wheel bar riding, it is not.
