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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You are very hot, would you like to have sex with me?
« Norwegian »
Du er meget het , vil du har lyst til ha kjønn med meg?
You're a lot of called , do you like to have gender along with my?
Let them eat cake.
« Welsh »
Bwytaen cacen.
We ate cake.
Everybody just suck a cock. That includes you.
« German »
Jeder saugen gerade einen Hahn. Das schließt Sie mit ein.
Everyone suck a straight cock. That includes you also.
I ate some guys hand then stabbed him thirdy seven times in the chest because I am a lama
« Finnish »
I-KIRJAIN aterioida jokin guys antaa niin muodoin iskeminen hänelle kolmannes seitsemän silloin tällöin kotona arkku koska I-KIRJAIN olen depression
I - LETTER eaten some guys pass then stabbing him third seven occasionally in trunk as I - LETTER am lama
necessity is the mother of invention
« Turkish »
zorluk bkz. be belgili tanýmlýk ana -in uydurmasyon
difficulty bkz. hi the mother den invention
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
« Icelandic »
Ef a kjúklingur og a helmingur gírskaft óákveðinn greinir í ensku egg og a helmingur í a dagur og a helmingur , hvernig langur hjartarskinn það taka a api með a tréfótur til spark allur the fræsali út af a dill pikkles?
Maybe a chicken and a half layshaft indefinite article into English ridge and a half into a day and a half , how long doeskin there take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick total the seedsman because a wiggle pickle?
I was abducted by aliens and probed anally.
« Japanese »
私は外国人によって誘拐され、肛門に厳密に調べられた。
I was kidnapped by the foreigner, was inspected strictly in the anus.
My name is Alice. I am fourteen. I love playing the violin.
« Latin »
Meus nomen est Alice. EGO sum quattuordecim. EGO diligo lascivio ledo.
My name is Spelled. I to be fourteen. I to value highly to run riot strike.
Scars on shins and scars on my knuckles Today I woke up in a basketball court Jonjo's in Sydney and he aint returning Im sitting in soho trying to stay drunk
« Latin »
Vix in crus quod vix in meus knuckles Hodie EGO woke sursum in a basketball villa Jonjo's in Sydney quod is aint recidivus Im sitting in soho trying moror madidus
Scarcely upon shin and scarcely upon my knuckles Today I woke upwards upon a basketball country house Jonjo's upon Sydney and this aint returning Im sitting upon soho trying to stay wet
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Would you go to bed with me?
« Croatian »
Će te spavanje zasluženo?
Would these lie fallow deservedly?
Nice shirts like you!