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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I feel like my feet are about to burst into little shingles and roof a house with their pain.
« Japanese »
私は私のフィートのように小さい鉄片に破烈し、苦痛と家に屋根を付けることを約ある感じる。
I like my feet destruction intensity do approximately it is, in the small iron piece, attaching the roof to pain and the house feel.
damn i need to go there
« Chinese (simplified) »
我需要去那里的该死的
I need to go there to die
I've missed the train and will now go drinking
« Japanese »
I' veは列車を逃し、今飲むことを行く
I' ve lets escape the train, now drinking goes
The cake is a lie!
« Croatian »
torta je laž!
cake had untruth!
I enjoy swimming. What is your favorite stroke?
« Korean »
나는 수영 즐긴다. 당신의 마음에 드는 치기는 무엇인가?
I enjoy swim. Is the stroke which holds in your mind what?
That fat bitch will never get cock
« Czech »
Aby hloupý čubka vůle nikdy brát kohout
That stupid bitch wills never nibble cock
Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
« Japanese »
当然それはあなたの頭部の中で実質ではないこと、なぜべきであるその平均起こるがか。
Naturally, that should and is without being substance in your head, why average it happens, but?
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I am looking for a suitable button to sew on this sweater
« Italian »
Sto cercando un tasto adatto per cucire su questo maglione
I am trying an apt key in order to sew on this sweater
You look like a nice piece of ass. Won't you come over and hop on my knob.
« Russian »
Вы смотрите как славная часть ишака. Won' t вы приходите сверх и подпрыгиваете на моей ручке.
You regard the glorious part of the ass. Won' t you come over and you jump on my knob.
When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
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