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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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kiss my shiny metal ass
« Japanese »
私の光沢がある金属のろばに接吻しなさい
The metal which has my gloss it is slow kiss
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
« Welsh »
'n ddau dylwythau , ill dau yn gyffelyb i mewn balchder , I mewn ffair Verona , ble gorweddasom 'n golygfa , Chan 'n hen gwarafun dorri at 'n grai gwrthryfela , Ble 'n ddinesig chrau makes 'n ddinesig balfau 'n aflan. Chan forth 'r 'n anaelau llwynau chan hyn 'n ddau caseion Bâr chan seren - chroesa d cariadau chymer 'n hwy buchedd Chrynswth misadventured piteous overthrows Gwna ag 'n hwy addoed chladd 'n hwy rhieni ' chyfrysedd. 'r 'n angiriol dramwyfa chan 'n hwy addoed - farcia d cara , A 'r barhad chan 'n hwy rhieni ' derfysgu , A , namyn 'n hwy blant s darfod nought could dynnu , Ydy awron 'r 'n ddau horiau ' fasnacha chan 'n chwaraefwrdd 'r a ai 'ch ag chlaf chlustiau ddilyn , Beth 'ma shall fetha , 'n lafuria shall ymdrech at atgyweiria.
' heartburn two households , both likely in glory , In fair Verona , plea we lay ' heartburn scene , With ' heartburn old forbid break to ' heartburn new rebel , Plea ' heartburn civil hole makes ' heartburn civil palms ' heartburn unclean. With ics ' group ' heartburn pain loins with this ' heartburn two haters He Causes with star I cross heartburn lovers he takes ' heartburn they life Mass misadventured piteous overthrows Do with ' heartburn they death he buries ' heartburn they parents ' conflict. ' group ' heartburn fearful passage with ' heartburn they death I mark heartburn I love , I Go ' group continuance with ' heartburn they parents ' riot , I Go , except ' heartburn they children sound perish nought could pull , He Is being now ' group ' heartburn two hours ' I do business with ' heartburn stage ' group I go or ' dogs with sick person ears follow , Thing here shall I fail , ' heartburn I labor shall he wrestles to I repair.
by James
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
« Korean »
나가 말썽의 때에 찾아낼 때, 어머니 메리는 저 의 지혜의 말 에게로, 인 시켰다 그것을 온다.
Goes out and at the time of trouble seeks and when on end of my wisdom and, mother maul, is it which makes comes.
I think that the slap the dolphin is such a cock and bull story.
« Korean »
나는 철석 때림이 돌고래 그런 격발준비작용과 황소 이야기다고 생각한다.
I season three think that is this dolphin like that cocking and a bull hitting crawls.
If at first you do not succeed, try, try again.
« Korean »
당신 처음에는 성공하지 않는 경우에, 재시도하기 위하여 시도하기 위하여.
You does not succeed to initially, in case, in order re-to attempt in order to attempt.
Carry on my wayward son.
« Portuguese »
Continue meu filho retrógrado.
He continues my retrograde son.
I am flabbergasted that you would say such a gay thing to me. Also, on another note my tits are very hard.
« Russian »
Я flabbergasted которому вы сказали бы такую голубую вещь к мне. Также, на другом примечании мои tits очень трудны.
I flabbergasted to which you would say this blue thing to me. Also, on other note my of tits are very difficult.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat ! (Tweety)
« Norwegian »
JEG tawt JEG kule en puddy tat! (Tweety)
I tawt I ball a powder tat! (Tweety)
by Renaldi
I am a Berliner
« German »
Ich bin ein Bewohner von Berlin
I am an inhabitant of Berlin
All hell break loose !
« Russian »
Весь пролом ада освобождает!
Entire breach of hell frees!
by Renaldi
Nice shirts like you!