Oh, here's my mother-in-law, she takes up space mostly, kind of just exists far too long not to annoy everyone while family pretend not to be embarrassed.
ああ、here' s私の義母、彼女は家族が当惑しないことをふりをしない間、大抵スペースを、種類のちょうどずっと余りに長く存在している皆を悩まさないにはとる。
Well, here' s my mother-in-law, she while shaking, the mostly space, type exactly directly excessively long not to bother everyone who exists, takes the fact that the family is not perplexed.