i will take anything with a fresh hole.
je prendrai n'importe quoi avec un trou frais.
I will take n' import what with a fresh hole.
by Reverend elleisdee.
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
Ach an 'n anghredadwy 'n arddun benyw. Asethech 'm achos ddiod?
You are being cowardly ' heartburn unbelievable ' heartburn sublime female. You joined ' ores because drink?
It is very cold outside. It is very cold inside. It is warm in the oven.
Det er en meget kulden ytterside. Det er en meget kulden innenfor. Det er en hjertelig inne stekeovnen.
It is a a lot of cold outside. It is a a lot of cold inside. It is a cordial in the oven.
by omnideuce
my name is henri.
i am a black cat
i live a life of luxury
my caretakers love me
but i am empty
my filtered water tastes impure
i rarely purr
my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy
it's all the same
i am free
i am imprisoned
my thumbs are not opposable
yet i oppose everything
i make new friends but i seldom keep them
it seems i was made to suffer
and why not?
aren't we all?
the monkey mocks me with every flip
i am lost
everywhere i am scorned
i am like a pendulum that does not swing
if my tail wags it is a reflex action
nothing more
i am haunted
i am henri
mon nom est Henri.
je suis un chat noir
je vis une vie de luxe
mes gardiens m'aiment
mais je suis vide
mon eau filtrée goûte impure
je ronronne rarement
mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes
je suis libre
je suis emprisonné
mes pouces ne sont pas opposables
pourtant je m'oppose à tout
je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement
il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir
et pourquoi pas ?
aren' ; t nous tous ?
le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude
je suis perdu
je suis dédaigné partout
je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas
si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe
rien plus
je suis hanté
je suis Henri
my name is Henri.
I am a black cat
I live a life of luxury
my guards m' like
but I am empty
my filtered water tastes impure
I seldom hum
my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free
I am imprisoned
my inches are not opposable
however I m' oppose to all
I make new friends but I seldom keep them
it seems that j' was incited to suffer
and why not?
aren' T us all?
the monkey scoffs me with each flick
I am lost
I am scorned everywhere
I am as a pendulum which does not balance
if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex
nothing more
I am haunted
I am Henri
by Henri meaow
Bits and Pieces. We scour the web so you don’t have to.
Stücke. Wir reinigen das Netz, also tun Sie nicht müssen.
Pieces. We clean the net, therefore you do not do must.
You wanna get it on?
それを得たいと思うか。
That profit you want?
by Henry
shut your whore mouth
lokaður þinn hóra munnur
struck thy whore mouth
Pudding is a wonderful source of calcium!
Búðingur er a dásamlegur uppspretta af kalsíum!
Pudding is a wonderful wellspring with calcium!
by Pirka
The grass is greener but just as hard to mow
gramen est viridis tamen iustus ut ferreus ut tondeo
grass is green nothwithstanding just when made of iron when shave
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
šele mehek , kakšen svetloba skozi tam okno zlom? ono je vzhod , ter julijanski je sonce.
till then weak-spirited [wi:kspiritid] a , what kind of torch throughout whitherward window snap? it is rise , and Julian there is Titan.
by JULIAN THERE IS TITAN.
