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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Fuck YEAH! You Fucker.
« Icelandic »
Ríða Já! Þú Helvíti.
Screw Yes! You Inferno.
by SarahW42
I will poop on your face!
« Danish »
Ja poop oven på jeres ansigt!
Certainly poop after yours face!
Shake your groove thing!
« Japanese »
あなたの溝の事を揺すりなさい!
Shake the thing of your groove!
Climb every mountain follow every stream
« Italian »
Arrampichi ogni montagna seguono ogni flusso
Every mountain scrambles up follows every flow
All hell break loose !
« Slovenian »
vsi hudièa zlom svoboden!
young and old hell snap voluntarily!
by Renaldi
I would tap that
« Japanese »
私はそれを叩く
I hit that
I am looking out the window at a raging snow storm.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我看窗口一场发怒的雪风暴。
I looked the window gets angry snow storm.
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Welsh »
Ach an 'n anghredadwy 'n arddun benyw. Asethech 'm achos ddiod?
You are being cowardly ' heartburn unbelievable ' heartburn sublime female. You joined ' ores because drink?
It is very cold outside. It is very cold inside. It is warm in the oven.
« Norwegian »
Det er en meget kulden ytterside. Det er en meget kulden innenfor. Det er en hjertelig inne stekeovnen.
It is a a lot of cold outside. It is a a lot of cold inside. It is a cordial in the oven.
by omnideuce
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
Nice shirts like you!