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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
Take A Dirty Picture For Me
« Korean »
저를 위한 더러운 사진을 찍으십시오
Respect me and take the dirty picture
by Loio :D
You wanna get it on?
« Japanese »
それを得たいと思うか。
That profit you want?
by Henry
shut your whore mouth
« Icelandic »
lokaður þinn hóra munnur
struck thy whore mouth
I want to suck you.
« Czech »
JÁ potřeba až k sát tebe.
SELF want to suck you.
by Kelley
Move bitch get out the way
« Korean »
움직임 암컷은 방법을 나간다
The female moving goes out method
i love you so much, will you marry me
« Japanese »
私は、結婚する私と非常に愛する
I love me who get married and very
Mad as Rabbits
« Welsh »
'n amwyll fel Chwningod
' heartburn madness like Rabbits
I am so tired. I want to go to sleep.
« Japanese »
私はとても疲れている。 私は寢たいと思う。
I very am tired. I think that 寢 you want.
by Angel Slavchev
I would rather kiss you than eat a whole anvil
« German »
Ich würde Sie eher als essen einen vollständigen Amboss küssen
I would eat you rather as a complete anvil to kiss
Nice shirts like you!