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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Hi Ken, nice to meet you!
« Latin »
Hi Ken nice condeco vos!
THESE are loyal to the king Ken nice to meet you!
Da da da da da im lovin' it
« Croatian »
Da da da da da im pun ljubavi Internet
Yes we do yes we do yes we do yes we do yes we do them loving IT
by Jackie
Take me out to the ball game.
« Croatian »
Uzeti mene vanjska strana to lopta igra.
To take myself surface this sphere playing.
Life's a bitch and then you die. That's why we get high.
« Danish »
Liv en beklagelse og så er der ikke mere jer omkomme. Det var det hvor kan det være at vi blive lang.
Life a regret and that's the lot you perish. That's that how come vi become tall.
Do not dry your cat in the microwave oven.
« Icelandic »
Gera ekki þurr þinn köttur í the örbylgjuofn.
Do not waterless thy puss into the microwave oven.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord.
« Japanese »
鉱山目は主の来ることの栄光を見た。
The mine eye looked at the glory of the thing where the main thing comes.
want to have a great body?
« Finnish »
haluta jotta hankkia erinomainen aine?
care to secure splendid stuff?
by HilkMAN
You look like you can take a mean dick
« Chinese (traditional) »
您看起来您能採取一名卑鄙偵探
You look like you to be able to adopt a mean spying
a pussycat clenched within your fist
« French »
un minou serré dans votre poing
a pussy tightened in your fist
You make me feel like a natural woman.
« Chinese (simplified) »
您使我感觉象一名自然妇女。
You cause me to feel an elephant natural woman.
Nice shirts like you!