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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
My dog is sleeping on the floor. The idiot box is blaring. The cats play.
« Filipino »
akin sundan-sundan ay matulog sa ang sahig. ang tanga suntukin ay blaring. ang ketsap maglaro.
my follow - follow are sleep toward the floor. the idiot sock are blaring. the ketchup play.
by omnideuce
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
My daughter has a brand new build a bear with green eyes and red hair!
« Japanese »
私の娘に真新しい造りが緑の瞳および赤い毛を搭載するくまある!
The [ku] where the making which is brand-new in my daughter loads the pupil and the red hair of green well the [ru]!
Inhale the chicken.
« Latin »
Commoror pullus.
Remain young.
You know what? You are just a silly pumpkin that is always eating my soda. You can go suck my non-existent penis!
« Italian »
Conoscete che cosa? Siete appena una zucca sciocca che sta mangiando sempre la mia soda. Potete andare succhiate il mio pene inesistente!
You know what? You are hardly a zucca foolish that is always eating my hard one. You can go sucked nonexistent mine pains!
by Your Mother
Really lost in translation
« Latin »
Vere lost in reddo
Truly lost upon to repeat
Pudding is a wonderful source of calcium!
« Icelandic »
Búðingur er a dásamlegur uppspretta af kalsíum!
Pudding is a wonderful wellspring with calcium!
by Pirka
Mad as Rabbits
« Welsh »
'n amwyll fel Chwningod
' heartburn madness like Rabbits
I am a gecko
« Bulgarian »
АЗ съм a gecko
АЗ be a gecko
If you were falling, then I would catch you. You need a light, I'll find a match.
« Russian »
Если вы падали, то я уловил бы вас. Вам нужен свет, I' ll находит спичка.
If you fell, then I would grasp you. To you are necessary light, I' ll finds match.
Nice shirts like you!