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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I have to find a job today, but I would much rather it found me.
« Czech »
SELF hold to finding a mercenary today , lest SELF would much rather yon shower me.
You are a woman. give me a drink!
« Korean »
너는 여자 이다. 나에게 음료를 주십시요!
It is a woman whom it spreads out. In me give the beverage!
Today i watched a small boy, no older then 7 walk up to an elderly man who was wearing army attire. The little boy looked up at him and said, “Did you fight in a war?”. When the older man said he did the little boy shook his hand and said “Thank you for your service”. Watching that old man glow with pride
« Japanese »
今日私は小さい男の子を、より古いそして7歩行軍隊の装いを身に着けていた年配の人に見なかった。 小さい男の子は彼を調べ、言われる、「戦争でか」。戦った。 彼は小さい男の子を揺すった彼の手をおよびしたことを老人が言ったときに「あなたのサービスを」ありがとう言われる。 監視こと自尊心の老人の白熱
Present I the small boy, am older and you did not see in the elderly person who attaches the dressing up of 7 walking troops to the body. The small boy inspects him, is said, “war it is huge”. It fought. The he when the old person saying the thing which that hand which shakes the small boy and is done is “your service” thank you. Incandescence of old person of supervisory thing pride
Remember kids, if a stranger gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
« Japanese »
薬剤が高いので他人が薬剤を与えたら、子供を言う感謝する覚えなさい。
Because the medicine is high, when others give the medicine, it is the child, you appreciate remember.
wow. i love your mittens.
« Korean »
와우. 나는 당신의 mittens를 사랑한다.
Snail. I love your mittens.
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Do you have a spanner up your bottom?
« Greek »
Έχετε ένα κλειδί επάνω το κατώτατο σημείο σας;
Have a key above your most minimum point?
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« Croatian »
mladost, mladež, mladenaèka svježina, mladenaštvo, omladina, mladac, mlad svijet, omladinski, momaštvo, mlad ljudi, podmladak
youth , youth , youth , youth , youth , youngster , youth , juvenile , singleness , young people , slip
Alexander is the eldest, said a new voice, warm and uncertain. William is about to break your pocket watch.
« Welsh »
Alexander ydy 'r eldest , eb a 'n grai lais , chynhesa a ddisiwr. Gwilym ydy am at dorri 'ch bocedu bugeila.
Alexander he is being ' group eldest , said I go ' heartburn new voice , I warm I go unsure. William he is being about to break ' dogs pocket watch.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death.
« Chinese (traditional) »
明天和明天和明天,每天漸增音量這狹窄步幅,對記錄的時間最后音節; 並且所有我們的昨天點燃了傻瓜方式對多灰塵的死亡。
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, will gradually increase volume this narrow stride width every day, to record time final syllable; And possessed our yesterday to light the fool way to the multi-dust death.
Sex is great. I like having sexual intercourse with lots and lots of people, but I am at risk of catching a sexually transmitted disease.
« Korean »
성은 중대하다. 나는 사람들의 제비 그리고 제비와 가진 성교가 있고 싶다, 그러나 나는 성병을 붙잡기의 위험한 상태에 이다.
Royal favor is serious. I with the swallow and the swallow of the people are sexual intercourse which has and, is a condition which but seizing the venereal disease, is dangerous.
Nice shirts like you!