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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Things fall apart. The center cannot hold.
« Latin »
Res dilabor. center cannot habitum.
Occurrence to break up. a fleet of a hundred ships cannot to have.
by Travis
I like to go out and murder small children
« Slovenian »
I like to go out and wilfully homicide wilfully murder tight children
Meet naughty women
« Korean »
대회 장난꾸러기 여자
Conference mischievous child woman
by garbageman44
surprise butt sex
« Japanese »
Bat characteristic of surprise
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
« Greek »
η μητέρα σας ήταν μια χάμστερ και η τήξη πατέρων elderberries σας
your mother was a hamster and the fusion of your fathers elderberries
by Pierre
I found a tramp at the corner. He gave me his coke.
« Korean »
나는 구석에 부정기선을 찾아냈다. 그는 저에게 그의 코크를 주었다.
I seek the tramp in the corner. He gives his cock to me.
I was walking on the water when I saw a crocodile He had daisies in his hat so I stopped him for a while
« Korean »
나가 그래서 나가 그를 잠시 동안 멈췄다 그는 그의 모자안에 데이지가 있은 악어를 볼 때 나는 근해에 걷고 있었다
It will go out and and and during wrong short time him which it stops when day price of land seeing the crocodile which is inside his hat, I was walking in the adjacent waters
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.
« Japanese »
可哀想に、悪いYorick! 私は彼を、Horatio知っていた: ほとんどの優秀な空想の無限冗談の仲間。 彼彼のの私に耐えられるhath背部千回。
Yorick which is bad to yes 哀 thought! I Horatio had known him: Companion of unlimited joke of most excellent fantasies. Thousand hath back sections which withstand that me of him.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.
« Icelandic »
Nú ÉG lay mig dúnn til sofa , ÉG biðja the herra minn sál til viðurværi. Ef ÉG öxl deyja áður ÉG vekja , ÉG biðja the herra minn sál til taka.
Today I lay myself fuzz to sleep , I ask the lord my soul to sustenance. Maybe I öxl die theretofore I waken , I ask the lord my soul to take.
by Caroline
That's not a banana in my pocket. I have a raging boner!
« French »
It is not a banana in my pocket. I have a boner making rage!
by Cass
Nice shirts like you!