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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I breastfed from your mom yesterday.
« Czech »
SELF suck from yours mummifymumifiziert newly.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
« Chinese (traditional) »
The person has two emotion: Hungry and has the angle. If you see him not to erect, makes a his sandwich.
by Quigui
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I drink beer until I pee my pants
« Danish »
I beverage beer to I pee me gasp for breath
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I wish I had a boyfriend. To have someone to kiss or to hold would be superb. Someone to cuddle with at night in bed. Someone to hug. I just want someone so bad.
« Japanese »
I desire the fact that it is the boyfriend in me. It kisses, or the thing helix which has who whom it should grasp it seems. Who whom you hold in the night of bed and close? Who whom it should embrace? I think that we want exactly bad someone so.
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When the music is too noisy I cover my ears with my hands.
« Japanese »
When music me excessively being loud, cover my ear by my hand.
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all hail the commander in chief, george bush
« Czech »
a total of hail-storm the commander up head , George bush
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what is the point of this?
« Chinese (traditional) »
What is this spot?
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Oh fuck!
« French »
Kiss of Oh!
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tomorrow never dyes under the wanton of repression
« German »
tomorrow never colors under the deliberate suppression
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There is a rock in my shoe
« Serbian »
Onde 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu jedan stijena unutra moj cipela
Beyond 3. wis with IT BE from present a crag in my shoe
by Aaron
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