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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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We should have sex and then pay a hooker to masturbate a donkey while we watch and cut each other.
« Japanese »
私達は私達が互いを見、切る間、性を有するそして次にろばに自慰行為をするために売春婦を支払うべきである。
We us look at each other, while cutting, possess characteristic and the prostitute should be paid in order to do masturbation next in the donkey.
a pipa do vovô não sobe mais, apesar de fazer muita força o vovô foi passado pra trás.
« German »
das Rohr von vovô geht nicht mehr hinauf, obgleich, viel Kraft vovô zu bilden pra rückwärts verabschiedet wurde.
a tubulação do vovô não ascensão, embora, muito Kraft seja vovô para trás descarregado para dar forma ao pra.
Incredible amounts of boredom can lead to heart attacks and severe darkening of the faeces. Watch out!
« French »
Les quantités incroyables d'ennui peuvent mener aux crises cardiaques et à la ternissure grave des fèces. Observez dehors !
Incredible quantities d' trouble can lead to the heart attacks and with the dull spot engraves deposit. Observe outside!
The loudest noise comes from the electric kitten
« Italian »
Il rumore forte viene dal gattino elettrico
The strong noise comes from gattino the electrical worker
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Italian »
Tengalo ballerino molto piccolo più vicino. Conti i fari sulla strada principale. Pongalo giù in strati di tela. Avete avuto oggi un giorno occupato
Much little one holds it dancer more close. You count the beacons on the main road. It down places it in burlap layers. You have had today a occupied day
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lap dance
« German »
Schosstanz
Shooting dance
I believe that the language of the elves has some welsh in it.
« Welsh »
Choelia a 'r dafodiaith chan 'r choblynnod has rhyw Cymraeg ynddi.
I believe I go ' group speech with ' group sprites ace sex Welsh in.
a jew, a mexican and a coloured guy walk into a bar. the barman looks up and says "get the fuck out of here"
« Russian »
еврейство, мексиканец и покрашенная ванта гуляют в адвокатское сословие. barman смотрит вверх и говорит " получите fuck из here"
jews, Mexican and colored guy go for a walk into the bar. barman looks upward and he speaks " you will obtain fuck from here"
Good god James, how did you end up in Scotland!?
« Filipino »
mabuti diyos James , paano did ka tapusin pataasin di Scotland!?
beneficial god James , how did you terminate up in Scotland!?
Please, clean up after your dog.
« Chinese (traditional) »
請,在您的狗以後清扫。
Invites, will later sweep clear in yours dog.
Nice shirts like you!