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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink
« German »
Sie können ein Pferd führen zu wässern, aber Sie können ihn Getränk nicht bilden
They can lead a horse too wässern, but you cannot educate it to beverage
caralho, voem no meu coco
« Italian »
caralho, mosche in mia noce di cocco
caralho, moscas em minha noz do coco
by Willian
One day a good man said to me, don't eat that fish it's no good.
« Chinese (simplified) »
一天一个好人对我, don'说; t吃那条鱼it' s没有好。
One day of good person to me, don& #039 said; t eats that fish it' s not good.
I ride my bike whatever the weather may be but I try to be careful.
« Korean »
나는 날씨가이 일지모른다 나가 조심하는 것을 시도한다 무엇이건 나의 자전거를 탄다.
I do not know and the weather guy log and to go out the fact that takes care what is or rides the bicycle.
I spank your wife every night.
« Japanese »
私はあなたの妻を毎晩平手で打つ。
I every night strike your wife with the open hand.
Marriage is eternal bliss
« Czech »
Manželstvi is nekonečný blaho
Matrimony is without end welfare
No one likes you. You UGLY!
« Korean »
아무도 좋아하는 것 당신. 추악한 당신!
Like you anyone. Are ugly you! who
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any man in possession of a sizable fortune must be in want of a wife.
« Japanese »
それは妻が必要で一般にかなり大きい幸運を所有して、そのあらゆる人認められる真実あるなるである。
As for that the wife being necessary, generally owning rather large good fortune, that all person there is a truth which is recognized it becomes, is.
I have found that the most important thing to want in a woman is the absence of a penis.
« Welsh »
Canfyddais a 'r 'n bwysica beth at angen mewn benyw ydy 'r absen chan a penis.
I saw I go ' group ' heartburn most important thing to need in female he is being ' group slander with I go was miscarrying.
Please do not open the jar as it contains a host of poisonous snakes
« Japanese »
有害なヘビの多くを含んでいるように瓶を開けてはいけない
As included many of the harmful snake, the bottle does not have to be opened,
Nice shirts like you!