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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I once had a girl who wore a heart-shaped watch
« Hungarian »
ÉN egyszer egy lány aki viselt egy szív - alakú néz
AM I once one gal who wore one suck shaped is he looking
I just saw a movie about a black man getting adopted by sandra bullock
« Japanese »
私はちょうどサンドラの去勢牛によって採用されて得ている黒人男性についての映画を見た
I being adopted exactly by the steer of the sun gong, looked at the movie concerning the black man who has been able
Please deliver the milk
« Slovenian »
prosim rešiti mleko
you're welcome work out milk
by Walker
Why would you do that?!
« Portuguese »
Porque você faz aquele?!
Because you make that one!
by Foster
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
« Japanese »
彼女は海海岸の海の貝を販売する。
She sells the shellfish of the sea coastal sea.
by charlie
liar, liar, pants on fire
« Italian »
bugiardo, bugiardo, pantaloni su fuoco
bugiardo, bugiardo, pants on fire
I have poop shoe. :c
« Russian »
Я имею ботинок poop. : c
I have a boots of poop. : c
This is the exact problem with online instant translation services, they appear to never comprehend entire sentences.
« Greek »
Αυτό είναι το ακριβές πρόβλημα με τις σε απευθείας σύνδεση στιγμιαίες μεταφραστικές υπηρεσίες, εμφανίζονται να κατανοούν ποτέ τις ολόκληρες προτάσεις.
This is the precise problem with in direct connection instant translational services, is presented they comprehend never the entire proposals.
I think you should talk to me because I know for a fact you'd love me.
« Icelandic »
ÉG hugsa þú öxl tala til mig því ÉG vita fyrir a staðreynd you'd ást mig.
I think you öxl irrational number to myself accordingly I foreknow a matter of fact you'd love myself.
a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
« Korean »
장시간 전에 안으로 은하 멀리, 아주 저쪽에
Before long time the galaxy far, quite in inside in over there
Nice shirts like you!