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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I have poop shoe. :c
« Russian »
Я имею ботинок poop. : c
I have a boots of poop. : c
Your mum is less dirty than a calf on heat fucking a blender!
« Welsh »
'ch mum ydy 'n llai baedda na chroth acha boethi fucking chymysgwr!
' dogs mum he is being ' heartburn less I beat I do womb astride heat fucking mixer!
I would like to bang your ass.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのろばを強打することを望む。
I desire the fact that your donkey is hit hard.
you make me sick. on an unrelated note i really liked the movie beauty and the beast. it was superb
« Japanese »
私を病気にする。 無関係なノートで私は実際に映画美および獣を好んだ。 それはすばらしかった
I am designated as the sickness. I really liked movie beauty and the animal with unrelated note. That was splendid
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
« Portuguese »
Seja sempre cuidadoso da Software Engineer que carreg uma chave de fenda.
Either always careful of the Engineer Software that carreg a crack key.
I am great in bed. I would like to sleep with you.
« Japanese »
私はベッドで大きい。 私はあなたと眠ることを望む。
I am large with the bed. I you desire the fact that you sleep.
by ben
Зима! Крестьянин торжествуя на дровнях обновляет путь.
« Turkish »
kış köylü kutlama üstünde belgili tanımlık kızak o yenilemek yol.
поздравление зимы мужицкое на розвальнях он возобновляет камрада.
by Arkady
Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
« Croatian »
Život nije odmjeren mimo dah te uzeti ali mimo tren taj uzeti tvoj dah daleko.
Curriculum vitae is not undemonstrative past whiffle these to take limit past wink this to take yours whiffle far away.
hello Dolly
« Portuguese »
olá! zorra
olá! erector
English to _________ and back again. See what's lost (or gained) in translation.
« Spanish »
Inglés al _______ y a la parte posterior otra vez. Vea what' s perdió (o ganó) en la traducción.
English to _____ and the later part again. It sees what' s lost (or it won) in the translation.
Nice shirts like you!