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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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So do you want the real girlfriend experience... go to amsterdam and get a prostitute
« Dutch »
Zo wilt u de echte meisjeervaring… gaat naar Amsterdam en krijgt een prostituee
Thus you want the real little girl experience… go to Amsterdam and get a prostitute
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood
« Dutch »
hoeveel hout een bosmarmotklem kan als een houten klem hout kan gooien
how much wood is possible a bunch marmot bosmarmotklem if a wooden klem can throw wood
This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
« Japanese »
これはほとんど大尉をつかまえたジャックSparrowことをあなたが日として常に覚えている日である。
This the jack Sparrow thing which almost catches the captain you is the day when you have always remembered as a day.
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Once upon a time
« Icelandic »
Einu sinni á a tími
One time river a while
By the way, I love to eat chicken.
« Latin »
Per via , EGO diligo essum pullus.
Very road , I to value highly to eat young.
Fuck you!
« German »
Bumsen Sie Sie!
You asshole!
what are you doing?
« Croatian »
što su te događaj?
what are these happening?
I just want to have sex with you all night.
« Japanese »
私はちょうどあなたが付いている性を有し一晩中たいと思う。
I possess the characteristic where you have been attached exactly and all night want.
I would of brought you cookies, but I ate them.
« German »
Ich wurde von Ihnen Plätzchen geholt, aber ich aß sie.
I was gotten by you Plätzchen, but I ate her.
I fucked myself last night. My vibrator is my best friend!
« German »
Ich bumste mich gestern Abend. Mein Zerhacker ist mein bester Freund!
I bumste myself last night. My chopper is my best friend!
Nice shirts like you!