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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Holy shit! Porkchop sandwiches! Get the fuck out!
« Czech »
Svatý hovno! Porkchop sendvič! Dostat košem do prdele mimo!
Sainted shit! Porkchop sandwich! Meet with refusal fuck it without!
Forget the kissing and go straight to fucking, bitch.
« French »
Oubliez les baisers et allez directement à baiser, chienne.
Forget the kisses and go directly to kissing, bitch.
Okay, so today I ate a cheeseburger. It was a very delectable cheeseburger. It made my tastebuds tingle
« Japanese »
わかりました、そう今日私はチーズバーガーを食べた。 それは非常に素晴しいチーズバーガーだった。 それは私の味覚芽のうずきを作った
It was understood, so present I ate [chizubaga]. That was element clear forcing [chizubaga] very. That made the eddy coming of my taste bud
by Chizubaga
Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
« Korean »
미덕 자비로운 중대한 야망이 큰 사람
Virtue the whacker the ambition which is merciful serious
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I jizzed in my pants.
« Portuguese »
Quando Bruce Willis estava inoperante no fim do sexto sentido, eu jizzed em minhas calças.
When Bruce Willis was inoperative in the end of the sixth direction, I jizzed in my pants.
by Nate
Feed the Fish Get a shirt!
« Filipino »
pakanin ang mangisda kumuha a umiwas!
feed the fish withdraw a shun!
by your mom
Purple
« Welsh »
glasgoch, nglasgoch, 'n borffor, 'n lasgoch, porffor, yn borffor, yn lasgoch
purple , purple , ' heartburn purple , ' heartburn purple , purple , purply , purply
I ran rampant through the city killing hundreds of people
« Russian »
Я побежал необузданное через сотниы умерщвления города людей
I broke into a run not bridled through [sotniy] of killing the city of the people
by Brian Anthony Reynolds
That cheeseburger I had eaten earlier, has come back to haunt me. I was in the bathroom, when I was killed by a chainsaw a killer had placed like a trap.
« Japanese »
私が、私に通うことを戻った先に食べてしまったチーズバーガーこと。 私は浴室に私がキラーがトラップのように置いたチェーンソーによって殺されたときに、いた。
I returned, commuting to me, [chizubaga] which is eaten first. As for me in the bathroom me the killer like the trap when being killed by the chain saw which is put, it was.
by Chizubaga
Nice shirts like you!