My penis is so long if I put it on the keyboard it would go from a to z.
Το πέος μου είναι τόσο μακρύ εάν τον έβαλα στο πληκτρολόγιο που θα πήγαινε από το α στο Ω.
My penis is so much long if I put him in the keyboard that would go from a to the [O].
by Terrence
Vida
leech
pijavica, liječnik, vidar, rub jedra
DeForest Kelley is Leonard H. Bones McCoy Chief medical officer.
DeForest Kelley è capo ispettore sanitario di McCoy delle ossa del Leonard H.
DeForest Kelley is head sanitary inspector of McCoy of boneses of the Leonard H.
by Fluf
while my brother was sleeping the cat peed on his feet.
나의 형제가 자고 있는 동안 고양이는 그의 발에 오줌누었다.
Exaltation while my sibling is sleeping urinated in his foot.
by Liz & Steffie
você e minha vida sem você i não sou ninguem
あなたなしのあなたそして私の生命はiだれもではない
Sem você seu e minha vida é i ninguém
sex! do it for the kids!
性! 做它孩子的!
Nature! Is its child!
Terribly sorry...it appears I have run over your dog.
Formidilose rumex. is videor EGO have run super vestri canis.
Dreadfully sorrel. this to be seen I fui run over, upon your dog.
I am tired, I need to go to sleep.
JEG er kjedelig , JEG nød å gå til sove.
I'm annoying , I destitution to go to sleep.
You know, like a corn dog.
Vos teneo , amo a corn canis.
You to occupy , to love a horns dog.
If you can read this, you're obviously too pissed to be allowed out alone.
これを読むことができればyou' 余りに怒っている再単独で割り当てられるには明らかに。
If it can read this, you' It is gotten angry to remainder, to be re- independently allotted, clearly.
