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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I'll text you the results of the football match
« Latin »
I'll text vos praecessi of football compositus
I'll woven fabric you to go of football orderly
Holy fuck! My penis is on fire! Good God, get the water!
« Norwegian »
Hellig fuck! Meg penis er opp på gi avskjed! Fint God , få vann!
From inclination fuck! My penis am up at afford fire him! A great time Good , a few lake!
by CReRE
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
« Japanese »
これは実質生命あるか。 またはこれはちょうど想像であるか。
As for this is there a substantial life? Or is this exactly the imagination?
you be the prince and i will be the princess
« Korean »
당신은 황태자있고 나는 공주일 것이다
You is Crown Prince and is a public week thing
Can we get it on like donky kong?
« French »
Pouvons-nous le réussir comme le kong donky ?
Can we make a success of it like the kong donky?
by Taryn
I like turtles
« Spanish »
Tengo gusto de tortugas
I have taste of turtles
Piss off
« Japanese »
怒らせなさい
Upset do
by kalee
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
« Chinese (simplified) »
是那在您的口袋的一个香蕉或是您愉快看我
Is that perhaps you looks at me happily in a yours pocket's banana
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Dutch »
U bent een ongelooflijk mooie vrouw. Zou u bij me zich voor een drank aansluiten?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you dovetail yourself me for a spirits?
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
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