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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Take me to your leader!
« Slovenian »
zalotiti mi v vaš vodnik!
trap we within yours vade roecum!
I Like the Fish in You
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto dos peixes em você
I taste of the fish in you
Go away please, you smell.
« Japanese »
喜ぶ、臭いがする行く。
You rejoice, smell does, it goes.
I am the kind of person that your mother warned you about.
« Slovenian »
jaz sem milosten od oseba to vaš mati svarilec vi približno.
it's me kind with whitewasher this yours venter monitor you thereby.
You look good in your dress. You would look better on my floor.
« Japanese »
あなたの服でよく見る。 私の床でよりよく見る。
Being your clothes you see carefully. Me you see more carefully in the floor.
te amo muitaO
« English »
I love you muitaO
Eu te amo muitaO
I have flatulence that is powerful enough to melt steel, so you may want to stand back.
« German »
Ich habe Blähung, die genug leistungsfähig ist, Stahl zu schmelzen, also können Sie zurück stehen wünschen.
I have blowing, which is enough efficient to melt steel therefore can you back stand to wish.
i like to play with my mighty wang
« Japanese »
私は私の強大なWangと遊ぶのを好む
I like the fact that you play with my mighty Wang
My penis is so long if I put it on the keyboard it would go from a to z.
« Greek »
Το πέος μου είναι τόσο μακρύ εάν τον έβαλα στο πληκτρολόγιο που θα πήγαινε από το α στο Ω.
My penis is so much long if I put him in the keyboard that would go from a to the [O].
by Terrence
I'm really bored
« Chinese (simplified) »
I' m真正地乏味
I' m truly tasteless
Nice shirts like you!