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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Why does my shirt smell like curry?
« Czech »
Proč does má blůza čichat do téže míry hřebelcovat?
Why does has shirt smell like comb?
How's about we go back to your place and give you a concussion against the headboard.
« Japanese »
How' s約私達はあなたの場所に戻り、頭板に対して震動を与える。
How' s approximately we return to your place, give the vibration vis-a-vis the head board.
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
fördriva tiden
« Czech »
chvíle, dobra, zatímco, kdežto, mezitím, ale, avšak, čas, doba, dokud, meškat, mezi tím, pokud, prodlévat, strávit čas, zatím, zatím co
fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , hur... än , inte desto mindre , fördriva tiden , stava , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , så lång så , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , under tiden , fördriva tiden
Maybe that hooker actually did have herpes. Son of a bitch.
« Japanese »
多分その売春婦に実際にヘルペスがあった。 ろくでなし。
Perhaps really there was a herpes in that prostitute. It is not the [ro] [ku].
by Matt
Do not read this sign.
« Latin »
Operor non lego is subcribo.
To work not to gather this to write beneath.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
« Japanese »
それは時のベスト、それ時の最も悪かっただった。
That the best and that time of the time was worst, was.
by Brett
Thou shalt not kill
« Spanish »
Matanza del shalt de mil no
Slaughter of shalt of thousands no
Please pass the Cheetos, I love how they smell.
« Japanese »
それらがいかに臭いがするかCheetosを、私愛する渡しなさい。
Those do how smell, Cheetos, me is loved, transfer.
by Dandy
Its better to burn out, than fade away.
« French »
Ses meilleurs de griller, que se fanent loin.
Its best to roast, than fades far.
Nice shirts like you!