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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Sexy women aren't always great in bed.
« Danish »
Sexet kvinder er ikke altid stor i leje.
Sexy women aren't forever extensive to rent.
some say he sucks the moisture from ducks
« Welsh »
rhyw ddeud sipia 'r gwlybaniaeth chan hwyaid
sex say I sip ' group wet with ducks
by Yemathums
I have to see a white horse on top of the Death Star to believe that fish.
« Filipino »
ako may sa makita a puti kabayo sa talbusan ng ang kamatayan almirol sa maniwala atipan ng pawid mangisda.
me have toward sight a white steed toward top of the death starch toward believe thatch fish.
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CHOP IT OFF!!!
« French »
JE JURE À UN DIEU QUE JE LE COUPERAI AU LOIN ! ! !
I SWEAR WITH GOD THAT I WILL CUT IT TO FAR! ! !
The cat's whiskers
« Korean »
cat' s 곳수염
cat' s place beards
num num doodle bops
« Slovenian »
num num butec bops
num num zombie bops
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
« Chinese (simplified) »
是那在您的口袋的一个香蕉或是您愉快看我
Is that perhaps you looks at me happily in a yours pocket's banana
snap crackle pop
« Greek »
αιφνιδιαστικό κροτάλισμα λαϊκό
unforeseen rattle popular
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
Would you run to the store to get hot dogs, frozen pizza, and ice cream?
« Slovenian »
hoteti vi iti do trgovina zadobiti vroč kovinski podstavek polena v kaminu , zmrzel samčev ud , ter sladoled?
yammer you walk up to traffic to obtain warmly dogs , frozen pizzle , and water ice?
by Ashley N.
Nice shirts like you!