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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Spanish »
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿Usted me ensamblaría para una bebida?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. You would assemble me for a drink?
My cat likes to poop inside his box.
« Korean »
나의 고양이는 그의 상자 안쪽에 고물에 좋아한다.
My exaltation on his box internal likes in second-hand article.
by Bob Smith
You are mistaken, there is god!
« Japanese »
神誤解されたり、そこにである!
God it is misunderstood, it is there!
Škarić, you're sexy!
« Croatian »
Škarić you're seksi!
Claw you're sexy!
today i would like to put it in your pooper.
« Czech »
dnes já chtěl bych do téže míry až k dát ono do tvůj lodní záď.
today self would like to set yon up yours stern.
my penis is like donkey kong
« Chinese (traditional) »
我的陰莖是像驢kong
My penis is likely donkey kong
I have a large penis.
« Japanese »
私に大きい陰茎がある。
There is a penis which is large to me.
Your dad masturbates to 2girls1cup
« Japanese »
あなたのお父さんは2girls1cupに自慰行為をする
Your father does masturbation in 2girls1cup
Of no, disney intestines! Oh wait, that says institute.
« German »
Ohne, Disney-Därme! Oh sagt Wartezeit, die Institut.
Without, Disney intestines! Oh says waiting period, Institut.
by SticktheFigure
I fart in your general direction
« Icelandic »
ÉG fretur í þinn almennur átt
I fart into thy universal direction
Nice shirts like you!