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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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dont grumble, show your apple crumble
« Japanese »
不平を言ってはいけない、あなたのりんごの砕片を示してはいけない
Dissatisfaction it does not have to be, the fragment of your apple does not have to be shown,
grow some balls.
« Japanese »
ある球を育てなさい。
Raise a certain sphere.
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You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Bulgarian »
Òè ñòå an íåâåðîÿòåí õóáàâ æåíà. Óæ òè ñâúðçâàì me çà a ïèÿ?
You ñòå an íåâåðîÿòåí pretty æåíà. As if you bind me çà a ïèÿ?
Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
« German »
Raum… die abschließende Grenze. Diese sind die Reisen des starship Unternehmens. Sein Fünfjahresauftrag: zu merkwürdige neue Welten erforschen, neues Leben und neue Zivilisationen aussuchen, um mutig zu gehen wohin kein Mann vorher gegangen ist.
Area… the concluding border. These are the journeys starship of the enterprise. Its five-yearly order: too strange new worlds investigate, new life and new civilizations select, over courageously to go where no man before went.
nobody is perfect
« Greek »
κανένας δεν είναι τέλειος
no one is not perfect
There is no sex in the champagne room.
« Slovenian »
je ne spol v sekt soba.
there is thingummy sex within sack room.
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Russian »
вы полюбите я положить мой пенис в ваш vagina?
you will fall in love I to place my penis into your vagina?
Eu vou comer tua bunda
« Welsh »
A at bori eiddo bunda
Eu vou pastar seu bunda
I'm going to kick the shit out of you!
« Czech »
I'm existující až k kopnutˇ člen určitý hovno bez tebe!
I'm subsistent to kick the shit without you!
dick
« Chinese (simplified) »
侦探
Spying
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