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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« Chinese (traditional) »
哎呀, i拉屎了我的褲子!
Oh, i has defecated my pants!
Tesla is my dog's name
« Croatian »
Tesla je moj pasji ugled
Tesla had my canine worth
by caligula
How's about we go back to your place and give you a concussion against the headboard.
« Japanese »
How' s約私達はあなたの場所に戻り、頭板に対して震動を与える。
How' s approximately we return to your place, give the vibration vis-a-vis the head board.
Hath not the potter power over the clay to make one vessel unto honor and another unto dishonor?
« Chinese (simplified) »
Hath在黏土的不是陶瓷工力量做荣誉的一艘船和别的不名誉?
Hath is not the potter strength makes the honor in the clay a ship and other is not honorary?
by Foster
i came, i saw, i partied
« Hungarian »
megjöttem , megnéztem , én parti
I came , I studied it , am I riparian
tomar no cú
« English »
to take in cú
para recolher o cú
by Pedro
Can we get off moms, because I just got off yours.
« Swedish »
Kanna vi stige av moms , emedan JAG rättvis fik bort din.
Can wes get off value added tax , because SELF just getting away your.
Get your ass out that chair! How many times, Ernest, I gotta tell you to stay out my damn chair? You work on them cars all day gonna put the grease all in my chair, smear the grease there. Gotta sit on this grease. My gray pants still got grease all over 'em 'cause of you.
« Japanese »
あなたのろばを出しなさい議長を務める! 何時間、エルネスト、私は私のいまいましい椅子を外に出るように言うことを得たか。 それらに私の椅子にグリースをすべて置くことを1日中行く車をそこに塗りつけるグリースに取り組む。 このグリースで置かれることを得た。 私の灰色のズボンはまだ'をくまなくグリースを得た; em ' あなたの原因。
To produce your donkey the chairman is served! No time, the l nest, did I obtain the fact that the chair where I am ugly is said that it goes outside? The fact that in those the grease is put in place entirely in my chair 1 Japan and China is tackled the grease which is accustomed to painting the car which goes there. The fact that it is placed with this grease was obtained. The pants of my gray still & The grease was obtained the #039 without the [ku] [ma]; em ' Your cause.
by RCTMaster56
i want to be fucked
« Serbian »
ja oskudica da bude jebeni
I dearth to be bloody
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was freak like me?
« Chinese (simplified) »
Don' t cha愿望您的女朋友是离经叛道之人象我?
Don' t the cha desire your girlfriend is departs from the classics and betrays principle the photograph I?
Nice shirts like you!