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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Ei, ei, ei, sem você não viverei... Se eu pudesse matava mil, mil, mil...
« German »
E-I, E-I, E-I, ohne Sie lebe ich nicht… Wenn ich könnte, tötete ich tausend, tausend, tausend…
Eu não vivo OVO, OVO, OVO, sem você… Se eu poderia, eu matei milhares, milhares, milhares…
by Jeremias
When I look at your beautiful face, I weep in simple amazement.
« Croatian »
Našto JA pogledati tvoj lijep lice , JA plakati in jednostavan iznenađenje.
Whereupon I look at yours trig the license , I whimper in unsophisticated surprise.
Going to church does not make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
« German »
Das Gehen zur Kirche bildet Sie einen Christen nicht, mehr, als die Stellung in einer Garage Sie ein Auto herstellt.
Going to the church does not form you a Christian, for more, than the position in a garage manufactures you a car.
cry me a river build me a bridge and get over it
« Spanish »
grita que un río me construye un puente y consigue sobre él
outcry that a river constructs a bridge and obtains to envelope he to me
shiver me timbers
« Korean »
갱도지주 저는 떨는다
Timbering I will tremble and i increase
This thing can't be true, can it?
« Japanese »
この事can' tは本当である、そうですね?
This can' t is true, don't you think? so is?
Please extinguish me. I am engulfed in red hot flames.
« Japanese »
私を消しなさい。 私は猛烈な炎で巻き込まれる。
Turn off me. I am involved with the fierce flame.
by Jason McDix
fuck the shit out of your mom
« Hungarian »
baszik a shit kívül -a anyu
fuck the shit without the mummy
fuck
« Spanish »
cogida
taken
hickory dickory dock the tongue ran up the cock
« Japanese »
ヒッコリーのdickoryドック 舌は雄ん鶏の上で動いた
Dickory dry dock tongue of the hickory the male is moved on the chicken
by YourJokes
Nice shirts like you!