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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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That car next to the woman is nice. how much?
« Welsh »
A car 'n gyfnesaf at 'r benyw ydy 'n glws. fel lawer?
I go car ' heartburn next of kin to ' group female he is being ' heartburn pretty. like much?
by brad
Ceiling cat is watching you fap
« Welsh »
Nen cath ydy yn bugeila 'ch fap
Ceiling cat he is being watching ' dogs map
Why does my shirt smell like curry?
« Czech »
Proč does má blůza čichat do téže míry hřebelcovat?
Why does has shirt smell like comb?
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
I have three penises.
« Japanese »
私に3つの陰茎がある。
There are three penes in me.
fördriva tiden
« Czech »
chvíle, dobra, zatímco, kdežto, mezitím, ale, avšak, čas, doba, dokud, meškat, mezi tím, pokud, prodlévat, strávit čas, zatím, zatím co
fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , hur... än , inte desto mindre , fördriva tiden , stava , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , så lång så , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , under tiden , fördriva tiden
What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know go away in the end. And you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you hurt.
« Croatian »
Što imati JA postati , moj predrag prijatelj? Svatko JA znati otići ipak. I te mogao imati Internet svi , moj vladavina od prljavština. JA htijenje pustiti te dolje , JA htijenje izraditi te nanositi povredu.
Which have I to become , my dearest wellwisher? Everyone I know move off yet. PLUS these could have IT all , my legality with wallow. I volition let these down , I volition fabricate these hurt.
Maybe that hooker actually did have herpes. Son of a bitch.
« Japanese »
多分その売春婦に実際にヘルペスがあった。 ろくでなし。
Perhaps really there was a herpes in that prostitute. It is not the [ro] [ku].
by Matt
Thou shalt not kill
« Spanish »
Matanza del shalt de mil no
Slaughter of shalt of thousands no
Please pass the Cheetos, I love how they smell.
« Japanese »
それらがいかに臭いがするかCheetosを、私愛する渡しなさい。
Those do how smell, Cheetos, me is loved, transfer.
by Dandy
Nice shirts like you!