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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Japanese »
一度prickがあった従って長く彼がそれを吸うことができるNantucketから人あった。 彼はにやにや笑いと私の耳がcunt彼が彼の顎を拭いたと同時に言った、私はそれと性交してもよい。
The person it was from Nantucket which was one time prick and therefore he can inhale that long. He said that the grinningly laughing my ear cunt he wiped that jaw, simultaneously, I may have sexual intercourse that.
by Bob Smith
i am extremely tall, also i like candy
« Welsh »
dwi 'n anaelau 'n dal , hefyd cara candy
I am being ' heartburn pain ' heartburn continue , also I love shattered
balls
« Czech »
kule
diamond
Eat my piss, vermin!
« Japanese »
私の小便、害虫を食べなさい!
My urine, eat the noxious insect!
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
« Chinese (simplified) »
是那在您的口袋的一个香蕉或是您愉快看我
Is that perhaps you looks at me happily in a yours pocket's banana
snap crackle pop
« Dutch »
onverwachte pop ritselen
unexpected headstock rustles
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
I bought a new computer and it does not function correct and now I am going to take it back.
« Latin »
EGO bought a novus computer quod is does non muneris rectus quod iam EGO sum iens sumo is tergum.
I bought a novel calculation and this does not service straight and now I to be going to take this back.
To be or not to be!
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭!
The survival destroys!
by niko
Women and Men eat breakfast in bed.
« Danish »
Kvinder og Mandskab indtage morgenmad i leje.
Women and Crew capture breakfast to rent.
Nice shirts like you!