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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Where is the lubricant? I want to put my penis in your bum.
« Japanese »
潤滑油はどこにあるか。 私はあなたののらくら者に私の陰茎を置きたいと思う。
As for the lube it is somewhere? I think that we would like to put my penis on your loafing person.
Why so serious?
« Hungarian »
Miért tehát súlyos?
Why ergo massive?
sandra bullock
« Japanese »
サンドラの去勢牛
Steer of sun gong
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
« Spanish »
Gatitos don' t tiene gusto de dicks, porque los gatitos consiguen cogidos por los dicks. Pero los dicks también cogen a assholes. Si usted don' t nos dejó coger a este asshole, we' ¡el re ir a hacer nuestros dicks y gatitos cubrir todo en mierda!
Kittens don' t has taste of dicks, because the kittens obtain taken by dicks. But dicks also takes assholes. If you don' t let take to us this asshole, we' re to go to make ours dicks and kittens cover everything in excrement!
I would like a large number 2 with a coke.
« Spanish »
Quisiera un gran número 2 con un coque.
It would want a great number 2 with a coke.
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
« Greek »
Εάν Harry Potter' το s τόσο μαγικό, γιατί λοξοτομήστε αυτός θεραπεύει την όρασή του και παίρνει τοποθετημένο. Ένας εφηβικός παλληκάρι δεν πρέπει να χρειαστεί ένα σκουπόξυλο για να προσκολληθεί επάνω.
If Harry Potter&? #039 s so much magic, because [loxotomiste] this cures his sight and it takes placed. One adolescent lad should not need a broomstick in order to it is attached above.
eres mega especial mi vida, te amo
« Spanish »
vida especial mega del MI de los eres, te amo
special life mega of MY of you are them, I love you
by eva huerta
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
Ring the bell for maid service.
« Chinese (simplified) »
敲响佣人服务的响铃。
Sounds bell which the servant serves.
by David Minger
if you are flammable and you have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit
« Japanese »
可燃性であり、足を有すれば、決して火出口を妨げていない
If it is combustibility and it possesses the foot, the fire exit is not obstructed under any condition
Nice shirts like you!