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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
« Latin »
Men es amo ortus macula , bonus ones es captus quod solvo ones es handicapped
Men are to love birth stain , good ones are taken and to loosen ones are handicapped
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
« Korean »
당신의 어머니는 양딱총나무의 열매의 햄스터 그리고 당신의 아버지 용해이었다!
Your mother is ham [su] and your father solution of the fruit of the sheep elders! where
The book is on the Table
« Portuguese »
O livro está na tabela
The book is in the table
odo ja gledat TV
« Croatian »
odo I look! TV
odo PLUS look! TV
by Mat
Would you fuck me up?
« Portuguese »
Você foder-me-ia acima?
You would foderia me above?
Are we human or are we dancer?
« Czech »
Ar my lidský či ar my tanečník?
Are we humane or are we skipper?
Jackpot!
« Chinese (simplified) »
困境!
Difficult position!
How did you do that all by yourself?
« Korean »
당신은 어떻게 그것을 혼자서 했는가?
You it how about from alone?
When fortune smiles on something violent and ugly as revenge it seems proof like none other that not only does God exist, you're doing his will.
« Korean »
운이 강력하고 미소할 때 무언가에 보복이 그것 다른 사람 아무도 같이 증거에 뿐만 아니라 신 존재하는 추악하게 보이더라도, you' 재 그의것을 하는 것은.
The fortune is powerful and when smiling, in the silence retaliation it like anyone degree of the different person new uglily exists in not only evidence, seems but, you' Re-his thing.
For whatever reason, my penis has erupted into forty five different lego blocks.
« Korean »
어떤 이유에서건, 나의 남근은 45개의 다른 lego 구획으로 분화했다.
Hung from what kind of reason, differentiated with lego blocks whose 45 penes are different.
Nice shirts like you!