I met someone at the dog show. She was holding my left arm. but everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant.
Συνάντησα κάποιο στο σκυλί παρουσιάζω. Κρατούσε τον αριστερό βραχίονά μου. αλλά ο καθένας ενεργούσε κανονικός έτσι εγώ προσπάθησε να φανεί αδιάφορος.
I met somebody in the dog I present. Kept my left winger of arm. but each one acted regular thus i tried he appears incurious.
The moon welcomes you to the mountain. Would you care for a smoke?
La luna le acoge con satisfacción a la montaña. ¿Usted cuidaría para un humo?
The moon welcomes to him with satisfaction in the mountain. You would take care of for a smoke?
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
妇女需要象鱼需要的一个人自行车。
The woman needs to look like a person bicycle which the fish needs.
by Susanne
Puppies and kittens play with each other and eat each others food.
子犬および子ネコは互いに遊び、各他を食糧食べる。
The puppy and the child cat play mutually, the food eat each other things.
idem jesti puding od čokolade sa šlagom
isto djelo šala puding od čokolade sa šlagom
idem witticism pudding with chocolate from an šlagom
No use crying over spilled milk
Nijedan iskoristiti koji plače na proliven mliječni
On no account utilize crying at an spilled dairy
Oh god please make love to me.
Oh神は私に愛を作る。
Oh God makes love in me.
Bowel movements are relatively enjoyable.
Bowel tok ste odnosno nasladen.
Bowel trend are relatively voluptuously.
by Original Plopsta
Ana is telling her kids to go to sleep. They wont listen.
La anecdotario está diciendo a sus cabritos ir a dormir. No escucharán.
The collection of stories is saying to its cabritos to go to sleep. They will not listen.
Nobody wins when you eat bad sushi
아무도는 당신이 나쁜 초밥을 먹을 때 이기지 않는다
When anyone you whom goes round this eating the bad sushi, does not win