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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I met someone at the dog show. She was holding my left arm. but everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant.
« Greek »
Συνάντησα κάποιο στο σκυλί παρουσιάζω. Κρατούσε τον αριστερό βραχίονά μου. αλλά ο καθένας ενεργούσε κανονικός έτσι εγώ προσπάθησε να φανεί αδιάφορος.
I met somebody in the dog I present. Kept my left winger of arm. but each one acted regular thus i tried he appears incurious.
The moon welcomes you to the mountain. Would you care for a smoke?
« Spanish »
La luna le acoge con satisfacción a la montaña. ¿Usted cuidaría para un humo?
The moon welcomes to him with satisfaction in the mountain. You would take care of for a smoke?
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
« Chinese (simplified) »
妇女需要象鱼需要的一个人自行车。
The woman needs to look like a person bicycle which the fish needs.
by Susanne
Puppies and kittens play with each other and eat each others food.
« Japanese »
子犬および子ネコは互いに遊び、各他を食糧食べる。
The puppy and the child cat play mutually, the food eat each other things.
idem jesti puding od čokolade sa šlagom
« Croatian »
isto djelo šala puding od čokolade sa šlagom
idem witticism pudding with chocolate from an šlagom
No use crying over spilled milk
« Croatian »
Nijedan iskoristiti koji plače na proliven mliječni
On no account utilize crying at an spilled dairy
Oh god please make love to me.
« Japanese »
Oh神は私に愛を作る。
Oh God makes love in me.
Bowel movements are relatively enjoyable.
« Slovenian »
Bowel tok ste odnosno nasladen.
Bowel trend are relatively voluptuously.
by Original Plopsta
Ana is telling her kids to go to sleep. They wont listen.
« Spanish »
La anecdotario está diciendo a sus cabritos ir a dormir. No escucharán.
The collection of stories is saying to its cabritos to go to sleep. They will not listen.
Nobody wins when you eat bad sushi
« Korean »
아무도는 당신이 나쁜 초밥을 먹을 때 이기지 않는다
When anyone you whom goes round this eating the bad sushi, does not win
Nice shirts like you!