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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I am a moron and this is my wife, she is frosting a cake with a paper knife.
« Swedish »
JAG er en marockansk och den här er mig fru , hon er frost en kaka med en papper kniven.
I'm a Moroccan and this yourself me wife , she is frost a cake with a paper knife.
by Jacques
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
« Norwegian »
Det tidlig fuglen blir ormen , bortsett fra sekundet musen blir osten.
Facts early days bird becomes the worm , but the second mouse becomes cheese.
Betty botter bought a bit of butter but the bit of butter was a bit bitter. So she bought a bit of better butter to make the bitter butter better.
« French »
Le botter de Betty a acheté un morceau de beurre mais le morceau du beurre était un peu amer. Ainsi elle a acheté un morceau d'un meilleur beurre pour rendre le beurre amer meilleur.
The botter of Betty bought a piece of butter but the piece of butter was a little bitter. Thus it bought a piece d' a better butter to make butter bitter better.
To be or not to be; That is the question
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭; 那是問題
The survival destroys; That is a question
Look out behind you!
« Russian »
Посмотрите вне за вами!
You will look outside after you!
by Whizkid103
I just accidentally a cocacola bottle, is that bad?
« Portuguese »
Mim apenas acidentalmente um frasco da coca-cola, é isso mau?
Me only accidentally a bottle of the cocaine-glue, is this bad one?
you love to blow turds like those sick japanese broads i saw on the internet.
« Japanese »
私がインターネットで見たそれらの病気の日本のbroadsのような糞を吹くことを愛する。
The fact that the droppings like Japanese of those sicknesses which I saw with Internet broads are blown is loved.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
« Turkish »
I kuþanmak benim cüppe ve sihirbaz þapka.
I put on my robe with full sleeves and long skirts and magician hat.
by Jeet
I lit my pants on fire
« Italian »
Ho illuminato i miei pantaloni su fuoco
I have illuminated my pants on fire
IE7 is a web browser not a form of anti virus.
« Japanese »
IE7はウェブブラウザ反ウイルスのない形態である。
IE7 is the form which does not have the web browser counter virus.
Nice shirts like you!