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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I do not want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不想要任何人。 当我考虑您时,我接触自己。
I do not want anybody. When I consider you, I contact myself.
Chuck Norris.
« Icelandic »
Kasta Norris.
Throw Norris.
You will never find another love like mine.
« Japanese »
決して私の物のような別の愛を見つけない。
Under any condition another love like my ones is not found.
by Cate
Love me do
« Croatian »
Hatar mene obaviti
Love myself complete
Esse site é uma merda, não tem nada que presta!
« English »
This site is an excrement, does not have nothing that gives!
Este local é um excremento, não não tem nada que dá!
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Russian »
вы полюбите я положить мой пенис в ваш vagina?
you will fall in love I to place my penis into your vagina?
I'm going to kick the shit out of you!
« Czech »
I'm existující až k kopnutˇ člen určitý hovno bez tebe!
I'm subsistent to kick the shit without you!
will you come see me play tonight?
« Latin »
mos vos adveho animadverto mihi lascivio tonight?
will you to carry notice me to run riot tonight?
by Joe
Do you like the way I rub my nipples?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您喜欢我摩擦我的乳头的方式?
You like me rubbing my nipple's way?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
« Portuguese »
a raposa marrom rápida salta sobre o cão preguiçoso
The fast brown fox jumps on the sluggish dog
Nice shirts like you!