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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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did you know that a neck orgasm is a real thing
« German »
you knew that a Ansatzorgasmus is a material thing
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i can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
« Spanish »
puedo tocar la guitarra como un alboroto de mierda de la madre
I know to touch the guitar like an excrement uproar of the mother
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que aburrido estoy,la vida es una mierda (preferiria ser un australopitecus)
« Chinese (simplified) »
乏味我是,生活是屎(是的preferiria australopitecus)
Insípido soy, la vida soy el excremento (es el australopitecus del preferiria)
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My birthday is my favourite day of the entire year! I love having a great big birthday bash with my mates and my family.
« Serbian »
Moj rođendan 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu moj ljubimac danje svetlo nad određeni član cio godina! JA ljubav imajući jedan velik velik rođendan paša s moj drug pa moj familija.
My birthday 3. wis with IT BE from present my darling day on the whole year! I fondness having a whooper whooper birthday herbage with my mate and my family.
by Rachel Benn
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Vous êtes une femme d'une beauté incroyable. Voulez-vous joindre à moi pour boire un verre?
« Japanese »
信じられないい美の女性である。飲み物ガラスに私に結合したいと思うか。
On ne le croit pas, il est et c'est la femme de la beauté. Nous voudrions nous relier à moi dans le verre de boisson ?
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I am extremely happy that you could visit, perhaps we could get a drink at the local pub?
« Italian »
They are extremely happy that you could visit, perhaps we could obtain one drink to the local publication?
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I fuck teens.
« Dutch »
I fuck tienerjaren.
I fuck toes.
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hello you are Frank sinatra
« English »
hello you plows Frank sinatra
hola usted ara a Frank Sinatra
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Dear Santa, Please send me a Barbie doll, a Barbie house, my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrummy chocolate.
« Filipino »
mahal Santa , masiyahan magpadala ako a inihaw manika a inihaw bahay , akin maliit ponies at lots at lots ng yummy kaskasin kending tsokolate.
beloved Yearly , please send me a barbecue puppet a barbecue tenement , my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrub chocolate.
by Rachel Benn
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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
« French »
Me pardonnez-vous, avez-vous un Poupon gris ?
Do you forgive me, have you a gray Baby in-arms?
Nice shirts like you!