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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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My cats breath smells like cat food
« Icelandic »
Minn tómatssósa andardráttur lykta eins og köttur fæða
My catsup breath whiff as though puss give birth to
Please go out and pick me up some coffee for the children.
« Japanese »
出かけ、子供のためのコーヒーの上の私を選びなさい。
Choose me on the coffee for the going out and the child.
i love evry body who care the erth.
« English »
i love evry body who the erth.
i aşk evry beden kim belgili tanımlık erth.
by katania
only fifteen more days to no Bush.
« Japanese »
ブッシュ無しへの15のより多くの日だけ。
The bush there are no just many days of 15 to.
E is for endurance and that's how long I can play! I'm always really healthy and have energy all day!
« Japanese »
Eは持久力およびthat'のためである; 私がどの位遊んでもいいかs! I' 健康なmに常に実際にエネルギーが1日中あり、!
As for E endurance and that& Because of the #039 is; I may play whichever rank, s! I' Energy are 1 Japan and China always really in healthy m!
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
« Danish »
Tretal Ringer nemlig den Elven - konge ind under den himmel , Syv nemlig den Dværg lords i deres hal i sten , Ni nemlig Dødelig Mandskab doomed hen til omkomme , Sig nemlig den Mørk Lord oven på hans mørk trone I den Lande i Mordor der hvor den Skygger ligge. Sig Ring hen til liniere allesammen , Sig Ring hen til hitte sig , Sig Ring hen til overbringe allesammen & i den mørke indbinde sig I den Lande i Mordor der hvor den Skygger ligge.
Three Calling that is to say the Elven king under the sky , Seven that is to say the Dwarf lords to their hall to brick , Nine that is to say Mortal Crew doomed to perish , Themselves that is to say the Dark Lord after his dark throne TO the The land to Murder where the Shadows come. Themselves Tire to rule all of them , Themselves Tire to find themselves , Themselves Tire to bring all of them & to the dark bind themselves TO the The land to Murder where the Shadows come.
I want to ram my penis up your ass.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのろばの上の私の陰茎をぶつけたいと思う。
I think that we would like to throw my penis on your donkey.
when in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
« Danish »
hvor i løbet af human begivenheder sig bliver nødvendig nemlig sig folk hen til ophæve den politisk sporgruppe hvilke nyde sammenhængende sig hos en anden og hen til overtage imellem den beføjelser i den forbinde med jorden , den selvstændig og lig station hvorhen den Love i Art og i Art God berettige sig , en ordentlig henseende hen til den skøn i menneskene behøver at de burde tilkendegive den anledninger hvilke tilskynde sig hen til den adskillelse.
where in human events themselves proves requisite that is to say themselves they to abate the political band which receive consecutive themselves by another and to take on between the rights to the earth , the self-contained and alias station where the Rules to Breed and to Breed Good entitle themselves , a nice respect to the estimate to man requires that they ought intimate the reasons which incite themselves to the separation.
When I have nothing else to do, I clean my house.
« Danish »
Hvor Jeg har ikke andet hen til lave , JEG ren mig hus.
Where I've is that all to get , I absolute me cottage.
Sweety, would you join me for a round?
« Japanese »
キャンディ、円形のための私を結合するか。
The candy, am I because of circle connected?
Nice shirts like you!