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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I love to chase unicorns in the lush, green, meddow.
« Latin »
EGO diligo ut fugo unicorns in lush , viridis meddow.
I to value highly when to put to flight unicorns upon lush , green meddow.
Dumbledore is not dead, he is just hiding!
« Czech »
Dumbledore is ne bez citu , on is spravedlivý výprask!
Dumbledore is no dead , he is just whipping!
i like to watch porn
« Japanese »
私はポルノグラフィーを見るのを好む
I like the fact that you look at the pornography
I have an Asian friend that can do crazy ass faces.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我有能做疯狂的驴子面孔的一个亚裔朋友。
I have an Asian friend who can make the crazy donkey face.
Do we have extra sheets available ?
« Japanese »
私達に利用できる余分シートがあるか。
Is there an excessive seat which can be utilized in us?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
« Japanese »
I' ホワイトクリスマスの夢を見るm
I' M where you look at white Christmas dream
В звездном вихре времен, Среди оживших слов, Всех прекрасней была Одна мечта веков, Красотою своей затмила свет На тысячи лет, Но осталась лишь призраком, лишь сном, Хранящим завет
« English »
In the starry vortex of times, Among the revived words, All more excellent it was One dream of centuries, By beauty its eclipsed the light To thousands years, But it remained only spectre, only sleep, which stores the precept
В звёздном вортексе времен, Среди возрожденных слов, Совсем превосходно он был Одно сновидение столетий, затмленным своим красотки свету К летам тысяч, Но это остало только призраком, только сон, который хранит завет
hello, how are you?
« Finnish »
Hei , kuinka aari te?
bye , how are you?
Your momma so fat, she broke your family tree.
« Japanese »
あなたのそうmommaの脂肪、彼女はあなたの系譜を壊した。
The fat of your so momma, she broke your genealogy.
by Warren
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« Icelandic »
Þrýsta 0 ef þú vildi eins og til tala til óákveðinn greinir í ensku stjórnandi.
Squeeze 0 maybe you would as though to irrational number to indefinite article into English leader.
by Wing
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