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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I find your lack of faith disturbing
« Danish »
JEG hitte jeres mangel på religion alarmerende
I find yours shortage of religion alarming
Never assume the toilet in your hotel has been sanitized for your protection.
« German »
Nehmen Sie nie an, dass die Toilette in Ihrem Hotel für Ihren Schutz saniert worden ist.
Never assume that the toilet in your hotel for your protection was reorganized.
Morre Michael Jackson
« Slovenian »
Mihelovo 8. januar, praznik ameriške demokratske stranke dan
Michaelmas 8. janeiro, dia de descanso a clientela nova da democrata do mundo dada
It burns when I take shits
« Chinese (simplified) »
当我采取粪,它烧
When I adopt the excrement, it burns
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
« Spanish »
Un anillo para gobernarlos todos, un anillo para encontrarlos, Un anillo para traerlos todos y en la oscuridad los ata.
A ring to govern them all, a ring to find them, a ring to bring them all and in tie them to the dark.
Piss on my face and call me grandma!
« Japanese »
私の表面で怒らせ、私を祖母と電話しなさい!
Upset, me the grandmother telephone with my surface!
Candle Jack! Right behi-
« Korean »
초 잭! 적당한 behi-
Candle jack! Behi- where is suitable
Wake up late, honey, put on your clothes and take your credit card to the liquor store.
« Italian »
Svegli in ritardo, miele, metta sopra i vostri vestiti e prenda la vostra carta di credito al deposito di liquore.
Wide awake behind schedule, honey, puts over your garments and takes your credit card to the liqueur warehouse.
preciso voltar a trabalhar
« Croatian »
nuždan to vratiti se to funkcionirati
inevitável isto volta isto opera-se
by Ana Beatriz
i can has cheeseburger
« Japanese »
私は食べるチーズバーガーをできる
I eat the can cheese bar moth -
Nice shirts like you!