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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Give me a break!
« Japanese »
私に壊れ目を与えなさい!
Be broken in me and give the eye!
by Lau Chet Hong
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
« Russian »
Mrs. Robinson, you' re пробуя сокращать меня. Aren' t вы?
Mrs. Robinson, you' re trying to reduce me. Aren' t you?
You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something. I am God.
« Korean »
당신은 나는 신 복합물이 있는지 저에게 질문한다. 저가 당신에게 무언가를 말하게 하십시오. 나는 신이다.
You I question in me who probably am the new complex water. Silence will split in low price you and do to make say. I am new.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
« Filipino »
sapat ay sapat! ako may had ito kumuha tesis motherfucking ahas sa ito motherfucking antas!
enough are enough! me have had it withdraw thesis motherfucking serpent toward it motherfucking degree!
fuck off!
« Japanese »
出ていきなさい!
Keep coming out!
by Alex
I can haz cheezburger?
« German »
Ich kann haz cheezburger?
I can haz more cheezburger?
Would you like to see my rooster head collection?
« French »
Vous aiment voir mon coq dirigent la collection ?
You like to see my cock direct the collection?
But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?
« Croatian »
Ali bitak kao ovaj je Magnum , preko Power PC kazaljka u svijetu , i će udarac tvoj glava čist od you've je dobio to pitati se pitanje : Obaviti JA osjet sretan? Kvalitetno , da li vi , koji se ne osjeća dobro?
Limit world as a this had Tycoon , via Power PC hand in the world , plus would wipe yours top virginal with you've got this interrogate does issue : Complete I sentience merry? Meeting high standards , Do you , poorly?
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
« Turkish »
su kuyusu I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık ruh , belgili tanımlık horoz , belgili tanımlık kedi , belgili tanımlık küçük -in a kadın sırt , belgili tanımlık idam eğmek top , yüksek fiber , iyi sonlandırmak , adl. şu belgili tanımlık roman -in Susan Sontag are kendi - müsamaha overrated bok. I inanmak Lee hasat Oswald acted tek başına. I inanmak orada -meli -e doğru var olmak a hukuk devleti değişiklik kanun kaçağı Astroturf ve belgili tanımlık tayin hitter. I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık tatlı yer , yumuşak - göbek pornografi , açılış senin armağan Noel sabah tercihan --dan Noel arife ve I inanmak içinde uzun , yavaş , derin , yumuşak , ıslak öpmek adl. şu son üç yaşam
well I believe in the soul , the cock , the cat , the small den a woman back , the execution bend ball , high fibreglass , good scotch , many. that the novel den Thirsty Sontag are self indulgence overrated excrement. I believe Lee reaping Oswald acted alone. I believe there meli had straight exist a constitutional alteration outlaw Astroturf and the appointment hitter. I believe in the sweet earth , soft navel pornography , opening thine present Christmas morning rather dan Christmas eve and I believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kiss many. that end three life
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
« Icelandic »
Hreinskilnislega minn yndi , ÉG don't gefa a fjandinn
Frankly my delight , I don't give a shit
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