Hi my name is jack and i think you are hot.
こんにちは私の名前はジャッキであり、熱いことを私は考える。
Today as for my name it is the jack, I think of hot thing.
by limestallc
I think you may be a homosexual.
私は同性愛者であるかもしれないことを考える。
As for me you think of that perhaps it is the homosexual person.
by limestallc
They buried you alive just because you were dead.
それらはちょうど死んでいたので生きている埋めた。
Because those exactly it had died, you have lived, it buried.
by Loodac
I want to buy an apple.
私はりんごを買いたいと思う。
I think that we would like to buy the apple.
That would have been good if you included the funny part.
Þessi vildi hafa been góður ef þú innifalinn the hlægilegur hluti.
;l) would á brjósti been kind maybe you included the funny part.
Never give up on your stupid, stupid dreams
Aldrei gefast upp á þinn heimskur , heimskur draumur
Never capitulate atop thy stupid , stupid dream
by Sid W
I can has cheeseburger.
私は食べるチーズバーガーをできる。
I can do [chizubaga] which is eaten.
The world is a stage and we all play a part.
世界は段階であり、私達はすべて役割を果す。
The world is stage, we carry out role entirely.
i wish that i could have a feather that can make you laugh
私は私に笑いを作ることができる羽があることができることを望む
As for me the fact that it can be the feather which can make laughing in me is desired
Procrastination is the key to success.
Frestun er the lykill til velgengni.
Suspend is the unscrambler to weal.