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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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If wolves had at your gate howled that stern time, you should have said Good porter, turn the key, all cruels else subscribed: but I shall see the winged vengeance overtake such children. (King Lear,3.7 with slight liberties taken)
« Korean »
선미 시간 늑대가 짖은 당신 문에 가지고 있던 경우에, 당신은, 돈다 열쇠를 좋은 관리인을 말했음에 틀림없다, 모든 cruels는 그밖에 구독했다: 그러나 나는 볼 것이다 공중을 난 복수는 그런 아이들을 따라잡는다. (Lear, 가지고 가는 경미한 자유에 3.7 임금)
Was having in your door where the stern timely wolf barks and in case, you were incorrect and the key which goes round to saying the good administrator, all cruels subscribed in addition: The air which is to see but the difficulty condensed water overtakes like that children. (Lear, has and in the freedom which is slight 3.7 wages)
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kitten
« Chinese (simplified) »
马文骑警队员总是得到他的小猫
The Marvin mounted policeman member always obtains his cat
Well, actually you forgot Poland!
« Croatian »
Kvalitetno , zaista te je zaboravio Poljska!
Meeting high standards , truly these forgot Polish!
I think therefore I am
« Japanese »
私は従って私があることを考える
As for me you think of that therefore it is I
Do or do not, there is no try.
« Japanese »
試みがしないか、または、そこにない。
Attempt does not do, or, there is no there.
It is late and I really need to sleep. Fixing my vacation schedule hurts.
« Japanese »
それは遅く、私は実際に眠る必要がある。 私の休暇のスケジュールを固定することは傷つく。
That is slow really to sleep, me necessary. Locking the schedule of my holiday is hurt.
by phlyingpenguin
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
« Danish »
Fanget imellem en gynge og en skrap opstille.
Trapped between a swing and a keen pose.
by Bob Smith
Slam dunk!
« Portuguese »
Húmido de batida!
Wet of stroke!
by Fluf
I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo goo joob.
« Hungarian »
Én a eggman. Ők a eggmen. Én a rozmár. Ragacs ragacs ragacs joob.
Am I the eggman. They are the eggmen. Am I the sea horse. Goo goo goo joob.
Advertisments are weird. Like the one to the right of me.
« Norwegian »
Advertisments er nifs. Like det ettall til høyre for meg.
Advertisments am eerie. Equal facts one to the right of my.
Nice shirts like you!