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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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hello, how are you?
« Finnish »
Hei , kuinka aari te?
bye , how are you?
Your momma so fat, she broke your family tree.
« Japanese »
あなたのそうmommaの脂肪、彼女はあなたの系譜を壊した。
The fat of your so momma, she broke your genealogy.
by Warren
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« Icelandic »
Þrýsta 0 ef þú vildi eins og til tala til óákveðinn greinir í ensku stjórnandi.
Squeeze 0 maybe you would as though to irrational number to indefinite article into English leader.
by Wing
poker face
« Italian »
fronte di mazza
mace forehead
Ronaldo brilha muito no curintia
« Finnish »
Ronaldo hohde erittäin kotona kuivattava
Ronaldo brilhou muito na cura
Todo dia é um bom dia para aprender algo novo.
« French »
Est toute la journée un beau jour pour apprendre quelque chose nouvelle.
É todo o dia bonito do dia um para aprender algo novo.
by Liana
You can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind. Your friends do not dance, and if they do not dance, they are not a friend of mine.
« Korean »
당신은 당신이에 원하는 경우에 무용할 수 있다. 우리는 당신의 친구를 뒤에 남겨두어서 좋다. 당신의 친구는 무용하지 않으며, 무용하지 않는 경우에, 내친구가 아니다.
You by the party shoes want of being useless in case is a possibility. We to leave your friend after, from is good. Your friend is not useless not to be, is not useless, in case, is not my friend.
I like rice.
« Japanese »
私は米を好む。
I like the United States.
Where is the bathroom? I have to poop.
« Turkish »
nereye bkz. be belgili tanımlık banyo? I -si olmak -e doğru poop.
whither bkz. hi the bath? I si become had straight poop.
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. You would assemble me for a drink?
« Spanish »
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿Usted me montaría para una bebida?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. You would mount me for a drink?
by piripe
Nice shirts like you!