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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
« Russian »
Лучше синица в руках, чем журавль в небе.
Is better titmouse in the hands than crane in the sky.
No, I would not care for some rotten squid.
« Japanese »
いいえ、私は腐ったイカを気遣わない。
Calling you obtain, I do not worry the squid which rots.
by Veloci-Rapture
Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
« Croatian »
Tarmogoyf's Power PC je snažan broju karta tip izmeðu karta u svim groblje i njegovi prekaljenost je snažan taj broj više 1.
Tarmogoyf's Power PC had virile the number of ticket type betwixt ticket in all cemetery and its toughness had virile this broj more 1.
Blow me
« Bulgarian »
Óäàð me
Hit me
go fuck yourself
« Icelandic »
fara ríða sjálfur
go screw thyself
i live in a cardboard box
« Filipino »
ako buhay di a karton suntukin
me life in a carton sock
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
« Norwegian »
For lenge siden inne en galakse far far fjerne.
A long time ago in a galaxy father father away.
by Brett
tradutores online são coisa do demonio
« Croatian »
prevoditelj na vezi jesu predmet dana ogledni primjerak
o tradutor em linha é objeto do programa demonstrativo do dia
by Luis
A rosa que é o ânus da alma, aquele que foi tirado de você, que ainda espera seu retorno... Haiku de cú e rola.
« Japanese »
まだ帰りを…待っていること、精神のanusである、あなたのはずされたそのは上がった cúおよびロールのHaiku。
Ainda o do retorno… é ânus da coisa e da mente que espera, quanto para àquela que você remove o cú e o Haiku do rolo que se levantam.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
« Latin »
Men es amo ortus macula , bonus ones es captus quod solvo ones es handicapped
Men are to love birth stain , good ones are taken and to loosen ones are handicapped
Nice shirts like you!