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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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If I have to lie, steal , cheat or kill as , as God is my witness I will never be hungry again
« Japanese »
私がなければならなかったら神が私によってが決して再度空腹ではない私の証人であるので、ように盗むか、ごまかすか、または殺しなさい
If I must be, God with me because it is my witness who never for the second time is not hungry, the way steal, or cheat, or the murder do
by El Hamsta
i ate a turd sandwhich in which my dog created for me
« Japanese »
私は私の犬が私のために作成した糞サンドイッチを食べた
I ate the droppings sandwich which my dog drew up because of me
by daniel and dezi
Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh baby, baby.
« Slovenian »
Oops , sem storil to še. sem se igral s vaš srčika. Got izgubljen v zabava. ne tvezi mi dete , dete.
Oops , I made this yet. I played with yours prime. Got wilful waste makes woeful want within spree. oh wean II [wi:n] n Sc dial , wean II [wi:n] n Sc dial.
Me has gone poo-poo in the urinal.
« Korean »
저는 검사용 오줌병에 있는 간 poo-poo가 있다.
I is by a prosecuting attorney urine bottle and there is poo-poo.
i don't want to be without you girl
« Korean »
I don' t는 소녀 당신 없이이고 싶다
I don' t wants young girl you without and
by Sorcha
No, you aren’t submissive, but neither are you domineering. You are merely independent, and for some that can be intimidating. You are skilled and talented, and what is more you are incredibly intelligent, and you are absolutely beautiful.
« Welsh »
Na , 'ch aren't 'n ymostyngar , namyn na dra-arglwyddiaethi. Ach merely 'n annibynnol , a achos rhyw a all bod intimidating. Ach 'n gelfydd a 'n athrylithgar , a beth ydy hychwaneg ach 'n anghredadwy 'n ddeallgar , a ach 'n ddiamodol 'n arddun.
I do , ' dogs kidney ' tower ' heartburn submissive , except I do you tyrannize. You are being a barm ' heartburn independent , I go because sex I go he is being able be intimidating. You are being ' heartburn skilled I go ' heartburn of genius , I go thing he is being more you are being ' heartburn unbelievable ' heartburn intelligent , I go you are being ' heartburn unconditional ' heartburn sublime.
Give me a break!
« Korean »
말도 않돼!
Also the end becomes [anh]!
by Lau Chet Hong
Hello, Father. How are you today. Would you like a pancake?
« Korean »
여보세요, 아버지. 당신이 오늘 인 방법. 당신 좋아한다 팬케이크를 하고자 했는가?
Woman bond, father. You the method which is this today. You under boil the fan cake which likes?
I have an Asian friend that can do crazy ass faces.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我有能做疯狂的驴子面孔的一个亚裔朋友。
I have an Asian friend who can make the crazy donkey face.
Pick up your own mess.
« Icelandic »
Ná sér í þinn eiga sóðaskapur.
Help oneself to thy own squalor.
Nice shirts like you!