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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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El espiritu está listo, pero la carne es débil.
« English »
The spirit is ready, but the meat is weak.
El alcohol está listo, pero la carne es débil.
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the half life 2 demo cannot mount on my game
« Czech »
člen určitý polovina duch demo dělostřelectvo hora dále má honba
the half wraith demo cannon mountain next has huntering
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I like Punk music.
« Japanese »
私はパンク音楽を好む。
I like flat tire music.
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
« Croatian »
We People of the day The United States , in order to formal more unblemished Union , institute Pravda , insured menial Tranquillity , to us routinely weapon , up front general Well-being , plus untroubled Lending with Freedom this ourselves plus of our Seed , complete ordain plus institute this Legality for the day The United States with America.
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Dear Santa, Please send me a Barbie doll, a Barbie house, my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrummy chocolate.
« Filipino »
mahal Santa , masiyahan magpadala ako a inihaw manika a inihaw bahay , akin maliit ponies at lots at lots ng yummy kaskasin kending tsokolate.
beloved Yearly , please send me a barbecue puppet a barbecue tenement , my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrub chocolate.
by Rachel Benn
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Dear Santa, Please send me: A Winnie-the-Pooh toy A real goldfish A pony Make-up Some DVDs Some books A bike with 12 gears A skateboard An ice-cream maker Lots of very expensive dolls My own petting zoo Richer parents
« Serbian »
Drag Djed Mraz , Ugoditi poslati mene : JEDAN Ljubazan - određeni član - Pi igračka JEDAN stvarnost češljugar JEDAN poni Sastav Nekakav DVDs Nekakav knjiga JEDAN bicikl s 12 poluga mjenjača brzine JEDAN skateboard Dobro led - pavlaka izrađivač Mnogo preskup lijep djeca Moj vlastiti ljubakanje zoološki vrt Bogatiti roditelji
Of priceless value Grandpapa Bleakness , Please pack me : A Affable the Pi toy A actuality goldfinch A pony Compound Some DVDs Some book A bicycle with 12 gearshift celerity A daska za koturanje All right ice cream maker Far too expensive trig little ones My own love-making Zoo Affluent parents
by Rachel Benn
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You can't stand to see me that way. No matter what I do, no matter what I say.
« Latin »
Vos can't sto video vidi visum mihi ut via. Haud res quis EGO operor , haud res quis Inquam.
You can't steti to see me when road. No occurrence anyone I to work , no occurrence anyone I say.
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Mamá, estaré fumando marihuana con unos amigos.
« Japanese »
母、私は友好的のマリファナを煙らす。
La madre, el I el humo y los otros hacen la marijuana de la amistad.
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You are cordially invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
« Welsh »
Ach 'n galonnog gwahoddedig at 'r briodas chan Bendefig Gwilym a Cadi Middleton.
You are being ' heartburn hearty invited to ' group marriage with Prince William I go Catherine Middleton.
by Rachel Benn
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i can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
« Spanish »
puedo tocar la guitarra como un alboroto de mierda de la madre
I know to touch the guitar like an excrement uproar of the mother
Nice shirts like you!