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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Wake up late, honey, put on your clothes and take your credit card to the liquor store.
« Italian »
Svegli in ritardo, miele, metta sopra i vostri vestiti e prenda la vostra carta di credito al deposito di liquore.
Wide awake behind schedule, honey, puts over your garments and takes your credit card to the liqueur warehouse.
flip flop
« Portuguese »
falhanço de aleta
falhanço of wing
life is good and I'm happy. I only wish that there was more ice-cream.
« Chinese (traditional) »
生活是好和I' 愉快的m。 我只祝願有更多冰淇凌。
The life is good with I' Happy m. I only wish to have more ice Qi to insult.
i can has cheeseburger
« Japanese »
私は食べるチーズバーガーをできる
I eat the can cheese bar moth -
Can you suck my cock? I will suck it for you.
« Japanese »
私の雄ん鶏を吸うことができるか。 私はあなたのためのそれを吸う。
My male it is it is possible to inhale the chicken? I inhale that because of you.
Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries
« Icelandic »
Þinn faðir var a hamstur , og þinn móðir lykta af ylliber
Thy sire var a hamster , and thy mother whiff with elderberry
here I am, rock you like a hurricane
« Japanese »
ここに私はあったり、好むハリケーンを揺する
The hurricane which is I here, likes is shaken
Take off all of your clothes.
« Portuguese »
Descole toda sua roupa.
Its clothes unglue all.
by Skullworld
Stupid is as stupid does.
« Slovenian »
neumen je kot neumen does.
woodenheaded there is harum-scarum does.
Мой дядя самых честных правил,Когда не в шутку занемог,Кобыле так с утра заправил,Что дворник выправить не смог.Его пример другим наука:Коль есть меж ног такая штука,Не суй ее кобыле в зад,А то и сам не будешь рад!
« English »
My uncle of the most honest rules, when not into the joke it fell ill, to mare so from the morning of bosses, that yard-keeper to straighten not [smog].[Ego] the example to others the science: If there is between feet this piece, do not thrust to its mare into the back, A that itself you will not be rad!
Мой дядюшка самых честных правил, когда не в шутку она понизилось, что больной, к конематке так от утра боссов, что ярд-хранитель выправило не [смог]. [Эго] пример к другим наука: Если между ногами эта часть, то не толкните к своей конематке в заднюю часть, a самого которого вы не будете rad!
Nice shirts like you!