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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I am Batman.
« Italian »
Sono ordinanza.
They are decree.
captain
« Danish »
anfører, kaptajn, leder, kaptajnen, lederen, anføreren
captain , captain , administrator , the captain , the captain , the captain
A dork is a whales penis
« Japanese »
田舎くさい人はクジラの陰茎である
The countryside ill-smelling person is the penis of the whale
Trabalho é uma merda!
« Swedish »
Verk är en excrement!
O trabalho é um excremento!
by B.B.
To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. (A Scandal in Bohemia, Arthur Conan Doyle)
« Welsh »
At Sherlock Holmes dydy beunydd 'r benyw. Ca anaml clywedig 'i chrybwyll 'i dan unrhyw arall enwa. I mewn eiddo chreuau chymyla a predominates 'r chrynswth chanddi hystlen. Bu mo a balfalai unrhyw annwyd 'n berthynasol at cara achos Irene Adler. Pawb chyffroadau , a a hun 'n benodol were abhorrent at eiddo annwyd , 'n fanwl namyn 'n edmygadwy clorianedig dendio. ( Ddrygair i mewn Bohemia Arthur Conan Doyle )
To Sherlock Holmes he is being daily ' group female. I have rarely heard ' I mention ' I we are being any other I name. In his holes I cloud I go predominates ' group mass with sex. He was not I go he felt any cold ' heartburn relevant to I love because hew One May account. Everyone motions , I go I go self ' heartburn designated were abhorrent to his cold , ' heartburn exact except ' heartburn admirable weighed tend. ( Ill Report in Bohemia arthu They Grumble Doyle )
Kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat. ;D
« Japanese »
あなたの小剣を開始し、後席の私を性交しなさい。 ; D
Start your small sword, me of the rear cockpit have sexual intercourse. ; D
You must treat me with respect in my home.
« Filipino »
ka dapat gamutin ako kumuha pagpitaganan di akin tahanan.
you must doctor me withdraw respect in my domicile.
Tu só me liga quando tá bêbado.
« Swedish »
Du bara binda när till du den berusad till jag.
Ligamento de Yous somente quando a yous o bêbedo ao auto.
by B.B.
go away
« Portuguese »
parta
it leaves
My pussycat is purring.
« French »
Mon minou ronronne.
My pussy hums.
by mimi
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