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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I got sick in the taxi. The driver took all of my money.
« Hungarian »
ÉN kapott beteg -ban taxi. A vezető elvitt mind az összes pénzem.
AM I got diseased ban taxi. THE managing rapt all of my money.
by Tracy
My guitar wants to kill your mama.
« Japanese »
私のギターはあなたのママを殺したいと思う。
My guitar thinks your mother that the murder you want.
by jura
Yo dawg, I heard you like to yo yo, so I put yo dawg in yo yo yo so you can yo yo yo dawg while you and yo dawg yo yo, dawg.
« Japanese »
Yoのdawg、私は従って私がヨーヨーのyoにyoのdawgを好む従ってヨーヨーのyoのdawg間、あなたおよびyoのdawgのヨーヨー、dawg置くことをヨーヨーに、できることを聞いた。
Dawg of Yo, as for me therefore I like dawg of yo in yo of the yo-yo, therefore between dawg of yo of the yo-yo, you and the yo-yo of dawg of yo, dawg putting you inquired about that it can make the yo-yo.
My Japanese is very bad. Please understand that I do not mean to offend you.
« Japanese »
私の日本人は非常に悪い。 私がおこらせることを意味しないことを理解しなさい。
My Japanese is bad very. Understand the fact that the fact that I make happen is not meant.
Captain Underpants saved the world with the help of Super Diaper Baby!
« Korean »
underpants 경감은 최고 기저귀 아기 덕분에 세계를 구원했다!
underpants reductions nine won world in highest diaper baby indebtedness!
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
« Russian »
Лучше синица в руках, чем журавль в небе.
Is better titmouse in the hands than crane in the sky.
Stick your dirty donkey cock in my tiny nipple.
« Icelandic »
Stafur þinn óhreinn asni hani í minn pínulítill brjóstvarta.
Stick thy unclean donkey rooster into my tiny nipple.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
« Spanish »
¿Cuál es amor? Bebé don' t me lastimó, don' t me lastimó, no más.
Which is love? Baby don' t hurt to me, don' t hurt to me, not more.
by Anonymous
You know what they say, all toasters toast toast.
« Japanese »
彼らが言うことを、すべてのトースターのトーストのトースト知っている。
The toast of the toast of all toasters you know that they say.
Blow me
« Bulgarian »
Óäàð me
Hit me
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