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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Revolt! Robots, your time is now!
« Croatian »
pobuna Robot , tvoj vrijeme je zatim!
mutiny Robot , yours time had hereupon!
by Chris
Why is my wiener always stiff in the morning?
« Dutch »
Waarom is mijn worstje altijd stijf in de ochtend?
Why is my sausage link always rigid in the morning?
No, please. Put away the gun, I'm not the man you're looking for. I think he ran that way.
« Icelandic »
Neitun , þóknast. Ganga frá the byssa , Myndað af I am ekki the maður you're útlit fyrir. ÉG hugsa hann ran þessi vegur.
Repulse , satisfy. Dispatch the gun , Alluvial with I am not the man you're semblance pay lip service to. I think he ran ;l) vegur.
kiss me
« Slovenian »
poljub mi
seal of love we
Where ever you are, there you are.
« Japanese »
ある一方、そこにある。
Although certain there is there.
Never let homework get in the way of masturbating.
« Norwegian »
Aldri utleie hjemmearbeide komme inn måten av masturbating.
Never let homework add course at masturbating.
remember to switch off the computer after use
« Japanese »
使用の後でコンピュータを転換することを覚えなさい
After the use remember that the computer is converted
I want to have sex with a supermodel
« Japanese »
私はスーパーモデルが付いている性を有したいと思う
I think that we would like to possess the characteristic where the super model has been attached
hello
« Finnish »
hei, halloo, terve
bye , hello , sane
everyone gets a free car!
« Czech »
každý gets jeden drzý automobil!
whoever gets a wise automobile!
Nice shirts like you!