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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
« Czech »
JÁ chtìl bych dosti mít jeden láhev pøed mne , než jeden èelenka lobotomy.
SELF would rather hold a jar near me , than a tiara lobotomy.
i am very lazy and i want to sleep.do you have a problem with that?
« Korean »
나는 아주 게으르 당신은 그것에 대한 문제가 있는 sleep.do에 원하는가?
Me to quite do [u] [lu] you about it want in sleep.do where has a problem?
suck me off
« Swedish »
suga jag bort
suck self away
Narwhals are the Jedi of the seaworld!
« Croatian »
Narwhals jesu Jedi dana sposoban za plovidbu morem!
Narwhals are Only child of the day seaworthy!
by j
Lord I was born a rambling man, making a living and doing the best I can.
« Japanese »
I主は生まれた生活を作り、私によってできる最善を尽している取留めのない人。
The person who does not have the taking finishing blow which exhausts the best where where I the main thing makes the life which is born, is possible with me.
What? You want to fuck my guide dog?
« Japanese »
何か。 私の盲導犬と性交したいと思うか。
What? My seeing eye dog we would like to have sexual intercourse?
You will never find another love like mine.
« Filipino »
ka nasain hindi kailan man mapulot iba ibigin maibigan mineral.
you will never find different love like mineral.
crkni kretenu glupi
« Croatian »
drop dead natural witless
drop dead naturalist witless
by LOL
Narwhals are the Jedi of the seaworld!
« Dutch »
De narwallen zijn Jedi van seaworld!
The sea unicorns are Jedi of seaworld!
by j
mommy, my butt exploded.
« Korean »
엄마는, 나의 개머리판쇠 폭발했다.
Freezing, rolled up, the butt exploded.
Nice shirts like you!