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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Please refrain from molesting my hamster
« Dutch »
Zich gelieve te onthouden van het lastig vallen van mijn hamster
Please to remember itself of cumbersome falling my hamster
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
« Chinese (simplified) »
那是否是在您的口袋的一杆枪或您高兴地看我?
Whether that is or you looks at me happily in a yours pocket's pole gun?
by snerk snerk snerk
Мой дядя самых честных правил,Когда не в шутку занемог,Кобыле так с утра заправил,Что дворник выправить не смог.Его пример другим наука:Коль есть меж ног такая штука,Не суй ее кобыле в зад,А то и сам не будешь рад!
« English »
My uncle of the most honest rules, when not into the joke it fell ill, to mare so from the morning of bosses, that yard-keeper to straighten not [smog].[Ego] the example to others the science: If there is between feet this piece, do not thrust to its mare into the back, A that itself you will not be rad!
Мой дядюшка самых честных правил, когда не в шутку она понизилось, что больной, к конематке так от утра боссов, что ярд-хранитель выправило не [смог]. [Эго] пример к другим наука: Если между ногами эта часть, то не толкните к своей конематке в заднюю часть, a самого которого вы не будете rad!
You have very nice purple pants today.
« Croatian »
Te imati vrlo izbirljiv purpurna boja hlače danas.
These have very lickerish purpure trousers today.
by Clay
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall
« Finnish »
99 pullottaa -lta kalja model after muurata , 99 pullottaa -lta kalja. Te ajaa ainoa heittää , antaa se liepeillä , 98 pullottaa -lta kalja model after muurata
99 bottle from beer on brick , 99 bottle from beer. You drift only down , pass it around , 98 bottle from beer on brick
doodle
« Slovenian »
butec
zombie, thickhead, soft, pudding-head, pinhead, oaf, numskull, noodle, noddy, nitwit, mutt, mooncalf, lunkhead, lump, lummox, loggerhead, leather-head
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Welsh »
Ach an 'n anghredadwy 'n arddun benyw. Asethech 'm achos ddiod?
You are being cowardly ' heartburn unbelievable ' heartburn sublime female. You joined ' ores because drink?
He looked into her eyes and told her that he had three balls.
« Japanese »
彼は彼女の目彼に3つの球があるように検討し、彼女に言った。
He examined, in order for there to be three spheres in her eye him, called to her.
fuck
« Croatian »
karati, karati se, fukati, prcati
scold , fuck , fuck , fuck
get out of the way pussycat i am trying to get my rooster to that donkey
« French »
sortez du minou de manière que j'essaye d'obtenir mon coq à cet âne
leave the pussy so that j' test d' to obtain my cock with this ass
Nice shirts like you!