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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Please help, I have been badly wounded and might bleed to death. Where is the nearest hospital?
« Italian »
Aiuti prego, male sono stato ferireito e potrei sanguinare alla morte. Dove è l'ospedale più vicino?
Aids I pray, badly they have been ferireito and I could bleed to the dead women. Where it is l' hospital more close?
Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
« German »
Raum… die abschließende Grenze. Diese sind die Reisen des starship Unternehmens. Sein Fünfjahresauftrag: zu merkwürdige neue Welten erforschen, neues Leben und neue Zivilisationen aussuchen, um mutig zu gehen wohin kein Mann vorher gegangen ist.
Area… the concluding border. These are the journeys starship of the enterprise. Its five-yearly order: too strange new worlds investigate, new life and new civilizations select, over courageously to go where no man before went.
i need to find the potty so i can shit
« Japanese »
私は取るに足らないの見つける必要がある従って私はたわごとを言ってもいい
I take am not enough have the necessity to find, therefore as for me it is it is possible to be every [wa]
by cristian jesus
I just took a huge shit.
« Japanese »
私はちょうど巨大なたわごとを取った。
I took every enormous hatchet [wa] exactly.
This shit sucks. Life sucks. Everything sucks.
« Japanese »
このたわごとは吸う。 生命は吸う。 すべては吸う。
It inhales every this it is [wa]. Life inhales. Everything inhales.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
« Chinese (simplified) »
妇女需要象鱼需要的一个人自行车。
The woman needs to look like a person bicycle which the fish needs.
by Susanne
I am awesome. Don't you agree? Also, my cat is very fat.
« Welsh »
Dwi awesome. Gwisga t amodi? Hefyd , 'm cath ydy iawn bloneg.
I am being awesome. I dress tower agree? Also , ' ores cat he is being right lard.
ela diz por favor quando ela fode uma porta
« English »
it says when it please fode a door
disser quando ele por favor Fode uma porta
by pedro
OS PENSAMENTOS QUE EU LEVO PARA CASA
« English »
THE THOUGHTS THAT I LEAD FOR HOUSE
OS PENSAMENTOS QUE EU CONDUZO PARA A CASA
by pedro
The shit hit the fan
« Chinese (simplified) »
粪击中了风扇
The excrement has hit the ventilator
by BD
Nice shirts like you!