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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Shoot! I forgot to put on a jacket now I am going to die of Hypothermia!
« Danish »
jage JEG glemte hen til lukke op for en omslag nu Jeg er igangværende hen til omkomme i Hypothermia!
drive I forgot to switch on a wrapper actually I am in progress to perish to Hypothermia!
The office of the public defender is not known as a training ground for bright young litigators.
« Icelandic »
The skrifstofa af the skipaður verjandi er ekki þekktur eins og a æfingavöllur fyrir skær ungur eiga í málaferlum.
The skrifstofa with the public defender is not noted as though a training ground pay lip service to vivid youthful litigate.
by Ruffle
i would like to be under the sea in an octopuses garden in the shade
« Spanish »
quisiera estar debajo del mar en un jardín de los pulpos en la cortina
it would want to be underneath the sea in a garden of the pulpy one in the curtain
You are a cute boy. I would like to get you into my bed.
« Chinese (simplified) »
您是一个逗人喜爱的男孩。 我希望让您进入我的床。
You are the boy who teases to like. I hoped that lets you enter my bed.
Nothing gold can stay
« Dutch »
Gouden niets kan blijven
Golden nothing can remain
i like men
« Icelandic »
ég eins og mannskapur
I as though labour force
You stink.
« Chinese (simplified) »
您发恶臭。
You send the odor.
I have really bad gas. Please stand away from me unless you want to discover what my large intestine smells like.
« Norwegian »
JEG ha virkelig dårlig gass. Behage stå fjerne fra meg hvis ikke du vil gjerne oppdage hva meg stor tarmen lukt like.
I have actual bad gas. Please stand away at my failing this you'll certainly catch sight of what my bumper gut smell equal.
George Harrison is the best Beatle.
« Latin »
George Harrison est optimus Pello pepulli pulsum.
Agricultural Harrison is best To hit.
by Chris
Eat shit and die!
« Czech »
Hlodat hovno a forma na lití pod tlakem!
Prey shit plus die!
Nice shirts like you!